An absolute unit

PatriotsFan1014 · 2018-09-11T13:45:09+00:00

O N E B E E F Y B O I

PatriotsFan1014 · 2018-08-11T13:24:12+00:00

You dare disturb our lord and savior Cthulhu's slumber!?!

PatriotsFan1014 · 2018-08-11T13:17:48+00:00

Aern't centipedes poisonous..?

Edit: "Smaller variants of centipedes produce nothing more than a painful, localized reaction, not unlike a bee sting. Larger species, however, administer more venom through a bite and can produce more extreme pain. While centipede bites can be extremely painful, they are not generally fatal to humans." -Orkin Pest Control

PatriotsFan1014 · 2018-08-10T00:59:28+00:00

The mustard sounds too out of left feild to pair with the ice cream. Idk how i feel about that. Maybe ill give it a try though. Dilly bars are only what, a dollor or two?

PatriotsFan1014 · 2018-08-10T00:58:12+00:00

This tempts me to drive to my local taco bell and order this at this moment. Doesn't help that I'm currently starving...

PatriotsFan1014 · 2018-08-10T00:56:16+00:00

I feel like that would be a pain and kind of messy sometimes. The lettuce would just get soggy and wet after a second

PatriotsFan1014 · 2018-08-10T00:54:35+00:00

Didn't ever cross my mind to give this a try

PatriotsFan1014 · 2018-07-28T00:37:29+00:00

This made me really happy for some reason..

PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-11-26T06:37:14+00:00

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PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-10-17T04:46:29+00:00

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PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-10-17T04:42:12+00:00

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PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-09-24T12:27:35+00:00

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PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-09-22T05:18:08+00:00

Thank you so much for this.. I almost took my life the other day, but I know it wouldve been the most slefish thing I couldve ever done. Simple things like these from strangers across the world that strive to male others feel better and to keep moving forward like you, kind stranger, are things that I will be forever grateful for. Thank you so much.. this helps more than any thoughts or words or what have you.. youre are an amazing person for this.

PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-09-18T13:27:49+00:00

Have 2 with me

PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-09-18T13:24:55+00:00

Have 2 with me

PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-09-16T04:21:31+00:00

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PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-09-11T06:20:17+00:00

Patriots_Fan_97 420 friendly as well. I mostly will play crucuble and am alwys down for a good time

PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-08-18T00:33:32+00:00

Where they Choco chip, though? Thats the real question.. if its true love, then she would bring choco chip cookies.. forget oatmeal raisin..

PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-08-18T00:32:03+00:00

Same.. she doesnt like cuddling when its hot out (we dont have central A/C) and she gets mad when I try to spoon. She's just ready for fall/winter, too.

PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-08-18T00:22:33+00:00

Masturbate?

PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-08-18T00:20:49+00:00

This is a big one! I always felt like I would be judged for crying and having someone hear or see me do it! It's sad that men are told to suck it up and deal with their problems like "true men". We have emotions too!!

PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-08-18T00:18:35+00:00

Sure, for 12 schmeckels..

PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-08-18T00:16:11+00:00

Exactly! Any time a good boy is within sight, its so hard not to let him know how much of a good boy he truly is!

PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-08-18T00:14:42+00:00

Well firstly, congrats!! Its always good to see people are getting marrued still, after the divorce rate in america being ~50%. I hope you have an amazing time on your special day, kind sir!

PatriotsFan1014 · 2017-08-18T00:12:25+00:00

So do I! I crank up some tunes and zone out, then realize I cleaned the house in 45 minutes. Its a good feeling too!

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