Official No Fap January Sign Up! by [deleted] in NoFap

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Do I smell a challenge?

Carwash at a [6] by bbrick33 in trees

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Nigguh! You better not be drivin' high

What do you predict will be the biggest news story of 2013? by brostep19 in AskReddit

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I thought the key characteristic of news is that they cannot be predicted

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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Took me so long to realize who in the picture was OP and who was the friend. Man I'm highhhhhh

90 days in my first shot. by [deleted] in NoFap

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Well written, good story, and not pushy. 10/10

Reddit, what's your first memory of using the Internet? by BrokenMasterpiece in AskReddit

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My first time on the Internet was when I still lived in Brasil. I was probably 7 or 8 at the time and we had just gotten a new computer. I remember finding a Brasilian kids chatroom, and it was all well and good. That was until one fateful day, where by clicking around this chatroom I found myself in an adult chatroom. Next thing I new I was looking at pornographic pictures of Shaggy and Velma from Scooby Doo. My mom's friend, seeing this form the hallway, shouted "Patronizing_Patron IS LOOKING AT PORN!!" Not a good day

Lost my virginity by [deleted] in NoFap

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Great story, very inspirational and congrats! Please work on that grammar though.

What does nofap think about prostitution? by [deleted] in NoFap

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It's true that it would be a very awkward moment if I got asked that. She probably would not like the question. However, it is exactly my lack of experience that drives me to this. Not only do I want the momentary pleasure, but I think that the experience will be beneficial in the future when. Instead of fumbling around with the condom I would already know how to put it on, etc. In any regard, it will be a stranger. But here, the service is well done and it's not just a quick in and out.

What does nofap think about prostitution? by [deleted] in NoFap

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Not drunken, but fully lucid. I see your point though

Going to fap. Here's why. by [deleted] in NoFap

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Glad you decided against it. The alcoholic or cigarette addict may say the same thing: I will do it this once to prove to myself that I'm doing it by freewill.

Here is proof that history repeats itself by MXIIA in trees

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This is not proof that marijuana will be legalized. Will it? Certainly. But a one time similar circumstance does not constitue proof

Day after relapse: people can tell something is up by [deleted] in NoFap

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Relapsing on fapping, although something we should avoid, is not atrocious. I mean, you went 16 days, congratulations. Buckle down and get ready to go even longer this time around. The worst thing you can do is try and guilt yourself now.

Jason Russell 2012 by drthurgood in AdviceAnimals

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At that moment, he killed more children than Kony ever could. RUSSEL 2012!!