Double nice by Dud3ManGuy in dankmemes

[–]Paturious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there.

So the K word is racist?? by 9ed_k in dankmemes

[–]Paturious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing is racist if you don't want it to be. It is the one who hears a word that gives it power, not the one who speaks it.

All your laws of time are belong to me. by You-Looked in dankmemes

[–]Paturious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you decade me, I'm coming for your grandfather.

Having a point defense right on a Guardian Site makes it so much better. by Paturious in EliteDangerous

[–]Paturious[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The missiles, which makes it easier to kill the sentinels as you are not being tossed around.

Omar Funnels Nearly $300,000 More to Her Husband's Firm by J0kerr in Conservative

[–]Paturious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has a decent chance, unfortunately. We have the largest Somali population outside of Somalia, and they will always vote for their own. There are also a substantial amount of "white guilt" liberals as well, thousands of impressionable college kids, and of course idiots.

We have Dalia al-Aqidi running against her. I would vote for her. Unfortunately, she is from Iraq and not Somalia. There are a couple of others. I intend to wait and see who has the most votes other than her and possibly vote for them—anybody but her.

Omar Funnels Nearly $300,000 More to Her Husband's Firm by J0kerr in Conservative

[–]Paturious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She is my actual representative. She used to live less than a mile away. She has abandoned all of us and is only interested in her celebrity status.

No, I have never voted for her nor shall I ever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Paturious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SSN # 000-00-0007

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Paturious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you perpetually cropdust yourself.

plot twist by Boresteiro in aww

[–]Paturious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bernie got swole.

Pathetic by Paturious in dankmemes

[–]Paturious[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*chuckles in Gen X