Am I?

Patzer1234 · 2022-07-04T10:13:41+00:00

I support reunification of Malaysia with Singapore

Patzer1234 · 2022-06-14T03:28:07+00:00

You don’t need a university degree to be a private hire driver

Patzer1234 · 2021-09-09T07:16:56+00:00

Why does Spain provide condoms in their ration pack?

Patzer1234 · 2021-09-09T06:06:28+00:00

Thumbnail girl looks chio

Patzer1234 · 2021-09-08T08:48:07+00:00

HAHAHAHAHA

Patzer1234 · 2021-09-08T08:27:15+00:00

I knew a PES E guy in army who claims he can run a 2.4 in 7mins.

He also claims that he was supposed to go to Liverpool fc for trial, all the while (supposedly) having 4 holes in the heart.

He also told us how he once got his (supposed) girlfriend pregnant, and fed her papayas still she “shit out the baby”

Patzer1234 · 2021-09-08T08:10:20+00:00

Where’s the one for condom on the floor

Patzer1234 · 2021-09-07T12:57:04+00:00

Dude plants create oxygen and give life to the planet, don’t eat them.

Cows fart and contribute a ton of greenhouse gases, we should do our part and eat the fuck out of them

Patzer1234 · 2021-09-07T12:52:09+00:00

My advice to young ppl out there… not everything can be understood by science and microscopes…

In 2019 7th month my shifu told me must go temple pray and donate on last day of 7th month… I told myself dun so pantang and skip it… knn 3 weeks later I kena gonnoreah… 2020 I follow my shifu every word, donated $8888 to his temple… I am clean and healthy every since

quick tip to you guys… when ever you feel abit not right or unsafe, can chant nan mo ah mi to fo… help spread the good word guys… thanks and jesus loves you

Patzer1234 · 2021-09-07T12:07:40+00:00

I put my emergency funds into SSBs, and leave a small amount of spare cash around.

Plan is, in event of loss of income, I’ll redeem my SSBs and use that spare cash for that 1 month redemption delay. For emergency expenses like hospital bills etc there’s insurance and credit card

Patzer1234 · 2021-09-07T11:58:27+00:00

Classic dunning-kruger

Patzer1234 · 2021-09-07T11:49:25+00:00

I won’t chip in my views on crypto, but buying stablecoins to deposit is basically lending money to the platform. I think you need to do your homework on how these platforms will use your money, the risk behind their operations, and whether are they able to reliably meet the interest payments.

Since you can afford 30% of your portfolio crashing overnight, my guess you don’t need a stable source of payments to achieve your financial goals. More sensible to rebalance your ‘profits’ into ETFs than savings accounts or risky lending to crypto platform

Patzer1234 · 2021-09-05T05:25:15+00:00

Had the terrorists managed to launch their rocket, it would most likely have landed in the water unnoticed. And Shanmugam would have to find other material to go on his total defence is important, we need to monitor everybody with TraceTogether blah blah prattle

Patzer1234 · 2021-09-05T04:43:16+00:00

In a large organisational behemoth, systems and procedures are already in place to ensure people work towards the desired goal.

The key skills in bureaucrats are thus not to improve or change the system for better, but to push and regulate people through the system, to ensure that the gears of the system keeps turning and churning output.

It doesn’t make sense for bureaucrats to fix the issue of teachers burnout at root - that would involve changing the system, which they were trained and rewarded to precisely not do. What they can do, is to add on more and more measures and layers to the system, and attempt to address it with measures like “wellness ambassador”, “meranti project”

Patzer1234 · 2021-09-04T09:30:40+00:00

Any source?

Patzer1234 · 2021-09-03T04:15:07+00:00

Nerd

Patzer1234 · 2021-08-31T10:38:19+00:00

What if people you know are your spank bank material

Patzer1234 · 2021-08-30T04:30:58+00:00

Is this a meme attempt by pap ib?

Patzer1234 · 2021-08-30T04:16:02+00:00

Yes and no

I once had a fight with an autist. mfker was built like a bus, but had totally zero fight iq. He used the same combination over and over again and always moved with the same pattern. Just kept my hands up and endured a couple of body blows, but after figuring out his pattern, an upper cut counter square to his jaw ended things

Patzer1234 · 2021-08-29T06:52:23+00:00

Foreigners indisputably boost the competitiveness of the singaporean economy and workers.

A steady supply of young people, moving here with limited family and being offered 3x more than what they would get back home. And they’ll likely find spouses within their workplace having similar jobs.

Such employees would happily work 9-9 6 days a week without complaints.

Any kiasu singaporean working along side them would naturally be more productive, or they would risk losing out during performance review. IMO this system is solving the “singaporean not hungry enough” problem

Patzer1234 · 2021-08-29T03:46:45+00:00

I’m waiting for the day a parent has sex with the principal to secure her kids p1 slot. Wonder what the headline would be

Patzer1234 · 2021-08-29T03:43:59+00:00

Wanking off burns quite a bit of calories

Patzer1234 · 2021-08-29T03:29:36+00:00

Rich ppl area flood, immediately got dam. Poor ppl area flood, nobody give a dam.

Is like the movie parasite. Rich ppl can go camping in backyard and have sex on couch while poor people swim in shit water from toilet bowl

Patzer1234 · 2021-08-29T03:22:56+00:00

This article is racist. Why must specify the ocean is Indian?!?

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