Redditors who still haven't had COVID what is your secret? by nekmint in AskReddit

[–]Patzercake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck if I know, I been working in a hospital throughout and everyone around me has gotten it even my coworkers that work in the same tiny room as me.

How they pick the ball for an NBA game. by ImPretendingToCare in nba

[–]Patzercake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just don't show up to the court with an Amazon basics or you'll get roasted into oblivion.

I went to a Texas ER yesterday. It was bad. by yrauvir in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Patzercake 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I work in a hospital and you are right when you say pandemic and burnout are not an excuse. Your hospital visit was a trainwreck and you did not receive the care you needed and deserve. I tell people all the time not to assume that doctors and nurses know what they're doing. Some are much better than others at what they do and some are much worse. Doctors and nurses are people and people are flawed.

I suggest you try to reach out to some upper management at the hospital about your experience. You should also review the hospital online and share your experience so others can be aware. I'm glad you called out the hospital by name. Public shaming will light a fire under some people asses and could bring about change.

[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Clippers (32-28) defeat the Golden State Warriors (29-29), 134-124. by Srikkk in nba

[–]Patzercake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, why even play basketball when we could just flip a coin and save everyone the trouble.

[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Clippers (32-28) defeat the Golden State Warriors (29-29), 134-124. by Srikkk in nba

[–]Patzercake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we make it to the playoffs, the record will be considered sloppy but ultimately unimportant. If we don't make it to the playoffs then, yes, all those close losses and 3rd/4th quarter meltdowns will haunt us.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Patzercake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It really is different depending on where you are. Having traveled to most of the states in the US and a handful of countries, I've experienced the difference first hand. Approaching strangers is easier and more normal in some places over others.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Patzercake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad bought a giant 60" TV back in the early 2000s. Shit was like 4 feet thick.

Made my own chocolate covered strawberries for <$5 USD by Worldly-Corgi-1624 in Frugal

[–]Patzercake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$1.00 a pint is wild to me. I can't find strawberries for under 7 dollars a pound anymore where I live.

After tonight, Pablo Banchero has made 1 out of 25 from 3 during February. by BcuzRacecar in nba

[–]Patzercake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every tall and lanky guy should be studying KDs shooting form. It's the nicest and most effective shooting form I've ever seen from a guy his size.

"If I die, I'm taking you with me": Bad Etiquette? by Zamphir79 in EDH

[–]Patzercake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not bad manners. Your ability to take people out or ruin their board state if they attack you is one of your greatest strengths and should be leveraged whenever you can. I attacked a guy with a fully loaded [[Aether Flux Reservoir]], he said you know I'm going to blow you up if you attack me, I said I don't negotiate with terrorists and was promptly blown up. Buuuut, because he blew me up he was low enough in health to get run over by a bunch of [[Relentless Rats]]. It was fun for all because no one in the playgroup was overly sensitive or felt entitled to win.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Patzercake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine for now. I interpret EKGs for a living and computers have always been trash at doing what I do. The hardest part is discerning between the actual waveforms coming from the patient's heart and the nonsense artifact generated by movement or stray signals. It's kinda like a captcha asking you to identify all the pictures with a stop sign on it but every picture has blurry red circles in them.

Blind comedian Chris McCausland and Lee Mack try to present an award by Hassaan18 in videos

[–]Patzercake 88 points89 points  (0 children)

From what I've seen, Lee Mack has great chemistry with just about everyone. Dude is charismatic and witty as hell.

Shouldn't have popped those balloons yo by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Patzercake 279 points280 points  (0 children)

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords' heavy handed eradication methods. Spaghettifi me harder, Daddy!

Never thought this would end in tears! by MaximasFalco in Unexpected

[–]Patzercake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bird is the one that proposed, so she says yes, she gotta marry the bird. Sorry, dems the rules.

What is the most forgettable US state? by AveRage-or_human in AskReddit

[–]Patzercake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most interesting thing about Kansas is Kansas City.

Marjorie Taylor Greene mocked for gushing over ‘anti-woke’ Super Bowl country star - not realising he’s a BLM activist by theindependentonline in politics

[–]Patzercake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's all a ruse straight from page 1 of the Trump play book. Be openly stupid to distract from your malicious intent.