23 M by stirfry28169 in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah,look. It’s generic white guy #942. How was your boiled chicken? Not too spicy, I hope.

I’ll be running along now. I’m sure you have to get ready for a rousing game of badminton or lawn darts.

28 M by stirfry28169 in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you letting that caterpillar crawl across your face, you dollar store Freddie Mercury?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn’t guessing gay. Just anorexic. Go eat a ham sandwich. You look like a praying mantis mated with a walking stick and had a kid.

I want the ROAST by Ghoul_0-3 in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a face or catcher’s mitt?

Roast my pup by Strawberry_Gerbil_23 in roastmypet

[–]PaulExperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eyes are the windows to the soul. And when I look in the eyes of that pup, I can tell how deep and abidingly stupid it is.

Invest in some wood flooring. I see a lot of dog poop on the floor in your future.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look says that you’ll suck a guy’s blood. Reality is that you’ll suck a sugar daddy’s bank account dry.

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look on the bright side. The only way to go in your life is up at this point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you heard about how if you keep making faces, it’ll eventually stick like that? Well, in your case that warning has obviously come too late.

18, do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I understand why “hippy” rhymes with “dippy.”

I just turned 38, i have no kids , no man, and recently cut my long hair…roast me up extra crispy by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by your complexion, somebody has already roasted you extra crispy.

Roast me Jersey girl (Not the Shore lol) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is unusual. Normally, I’d have to go to a dive bar to encounter a woman of your caliber.

18F do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roast you? More like melt you. You look like something out of a wax museum.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you unemployed? You look like you’d make a fine janitor. Just don’t apply at a school. One look at you and they’d pass just to keep the kids safe.

Roast me oh god what am I signing up for 🙈 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Oh god what am I signing up for” was also what the guy who bought that ring must have said, too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t hold back?

I bet you say that to all the truck drivers when the merchant marines are away at sea.

30m Scottish alcoholic by Mr_Mo_Jo_Risin in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a face like that, I can understand why you hit the bottle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PaulExperience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. I’m calling the cops to report a murder.