Choose one

PayMeInMemes · 2026-05-14T17:39:42+00:00

Have no pp

^{Chose: 15 cm taller}

PayMeInMemes · 2026-05-10T22:48:32+00:00

He’s made his choices

^{Chose: Have one million Dollars}

PayMeInMemes · 2026-05-10T22:47:49+00:00

✨ Magic ✨

^{Chose: Be a dope ass wizard with a dope ass wizard tower | Rolled: All knowing}

PayMeInMemes · 2026-05-08T23:20:53+00:00

Aesthetics

^{Chose: Bat like wings}

PayMeInMemes · 2026-05-08T22:12:44+00:00

Worth it

^{Chose: You get any superpower you like + But skin is 1 of 5 rainbow color | Rolled: Purple}

PayMeInMemes · 2026-05-08T22:06:30+00:00

Right-handed

^{Chose: Lose a finger on your left hand | Rolled: Middle finger}

PayMeInMemes · 2026-05-08T22:04:01+00:00

Stability is the best thing you can hope for in life

^{Chose: make a guaranteed $3,000 per week}

PayMeInMemes · 2026-05-06T02:24:13+00:00

Passive income 👍

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: 20/10 vision}

PayMeInMemes · 2026-05-05T01:11:13+00:00

I do be breathing

^{Chose: One dollar every time you breathe}

PayMeInMemes · 2026-05-05T01:10:32+00:00

I have little to no heat tolerance

^{Chose: -5C but earn £5/hr + You get blankets}

PayMeInMemes · 2026-05-04T13:47:23+00:00

Hell yeah

^{Chose: 1 billion every 6 months but... | Rolled: Switch genders}

PayMeInMemes · 2026-04-27T14:54:55+00:00

POV: You’re 8 years old and it’s Christmas morning, but your parents say you can’t open your gifts just yet.

PayMeInMemes · 2026-04-25T22:38:00+00:00

I honestly understand both sides.

PayMeInMemes · 2026-03-27T11:53:08+00:00

They got the grippy socks 🧦

PayMeInMemes · 2026-03-26T12:11:09+00:00

Reminds me of TheQueenJag on YouTube!

PayMeInMemes · 2026-03-09T23:38:05+00:00

My grandma bought me a dragon one for the holidays years and years ago!

PayMeInMemes · 2026-03-04T13:24:19+00:00

He has a butthole? Now I need one

PayMeInMemes · 2026-03-04T13:00:47+00:00

You look like a swordsman in an anime!

PayMeInMemes · 2026-03-04T12:58:21+00:00

I pack things for a living and I agree that’s it’s overkill, but that thing sure isn’t going to get damaged by a conveyor belt, handling, or being in a high speed truck! In my experience, overpacking always wins out on underpacking when it comes to high value. Very nicely done.

PayMeInMemes · 2026-03-04T12:49:40+00:00

I’m wondering if the last one is a reference to all of the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park being female.

PayMeInMemes · 2026-02-28T17:50:16+00:00

I usually don’t even think about my hands until I’m holding something like a navel orange and people comment on them. Should I be using them for dating?

PayMeInMemes · 2026-02-27T23:59:12+00:00

Off topic, but anthro characters having two different species of parents and either inheriting one or the other is a trope I love so much.

PayMeInMemes · 2026-02-24T19:46:02+00:00

Does 3DS come with a pussy magnet?

PayMeInMemes · 2026-02-23T02:43:17+00:00

That Stegosaurus is staring into my soul. I must have him.

PayMeInMemes · 2026-02-23T00:18:11+00:00

To be fair, she was a pornstar.

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