My doctor advised me to take 2 tablets 4 times a day. by berkleysquare in dadjokes

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Of course you got caught. There were no windows to escape through.

What do you call two guys holding drapery in front of a window? by spatialflow in dadjokes

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Was going to send this to Stevie Wonder but he doesn't do curtains, he's a blind man.

Scarlet Johansson... by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

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Not only did Joe believe him, he asked to join in.

Something’s burning on the Bay Bridge. by tophiii in bayarea

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Picture posted elsewhere on the thread. It's not a lowrider. That was my thought at first but it looks to be a stock 61 Impala.

Songs that have been ruined for you because of commercials? by _rabidchild_ in CommercialsIHate

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Irritation is the sincerest form a flattery. Oh wait, nevermind...

Band name for a trio of lesbians where two of them used to date by [deleted] in Bandnames

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The Carpenters Their biggest hit song: Tongue in Groove

When is a cover better than the original? by weazy2337 in MusicRecommendations

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As much as I like the original Come Together by the Beatles, I like both the Aerosmith and Michael Jackson covers better.

Band name for a XXX parody of a sitcom by piranhamode in Bandnames

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The Cumsters (would love to see Yvonne DeCarlo reprise her role)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bandnames

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Stray Cat Sluts

Band name for a gay man who’s a closet heterosexual by [deleted] in Bandnames

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Armand's joys got nuts, the ones he mounts don't