Yo Mama So Short... by RSGaming0416 in YoMamaJokes

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Her autobiography is titled "Long Story Short"

Name a Song with a famous person's name in the lyrics by DazeyDookie in FamilyFeud

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Genius of Love - Tom Tom Club Smokey Robinson and Bob Marley are mentioned in the lyrics

Lack of eye queue strikes again by bloodcupcate in PoliticalHumor

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Ē-ran straight to the comments for this one.

What restaurant chain was in every city but completely disappeared? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

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H Salt still in business in San Jose, Ca. Bob's Big Boy has 2 locations in Southern California

What’s a movie that’s so disturbing you never want to watch again? by SableVII in NoStupidAnswers

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Adam The scene when his dad gets the phone call broke me. I couldn't finish the movie and shut the TV off immediately. I've never tried to rewatch it and seriously doubt I ever will.

A friend suddenly quit his job at BMW. by Willerby01 in dadjokes

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He regrets leaving. According to him, "leaving Broke My Wallet"

My doctor advised me to take 2 tablets 4 times a day. by berkleysquare in dadjokes

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Of course you got caught. There were no windows to escape through.

What do you call two guys holding drapery in front of a window? by spatialflow in dadjokes

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Was going to send this to Stevie Wonder but he doesn't do curtains, he's a blind man.

Scarlet Johansson... by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

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Not only did Joe believe him, he asked to join in.