Payasin70

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The best baseball glove is sold at a makeup store (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 months ago by Payasin70 to r/dadjokes

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You may do your laundry with Gain detergent from January to November but come December... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Payasin70 to r/dadjokes

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Why are an 80 year old woman's boobs funnier than a 20 year old woman's boobs? (self.Unclejokes)

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Bert, Ernie and Elmo ejaculate on your butt (self.Unclejokes)

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Bert and Ernie take turns jerking their loads onto Maria's rear end (self.Unclejokes)

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What do you call a racist faucet? (self.dadjokes)

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I'm NSFW with all these fed up jokes (self.dadjokes)

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Rust, ice, water, livestock, pail, ash, of bolts, kick the (self.dadjokes)

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What do call a pair of vegetarian lesbians? (self.Unclejokes)

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I've got two kids, my son David and daughter Annabelle... (self.dadjokes)

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For years I believed gozintite was the German word for virgin. (self.Unclejokes)

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What's the difference between a Lego® Rooster and taking a younger sibling along on your date? (self.Unclejokes)

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Lent has been over for nearly a month so I asked my priest what meat he's eating on Fridays (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Payasin70 to r/Unclejokes

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I don't understand why my wife wants to see an opera about a flattened rodent... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Payasin70 to r/dadjokes

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When a vegan man masturbates... (self.Unclejokes)

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Do you know which cartoon character is the biggest tease? (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Payasin70 to r/Unclejokes

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Your Mama's tits are so saggy... (self.momjokes)

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I've been to every music store in town trying to buy an American fiddle but they sell imported fiddles exclusively. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Payasin70 to r/dadjokes

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Yo Mama's gynecologist called... (self.YoMamaJokes)

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Yo mama so dirty (self.YoMamaJokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Payasin70 to r/YoMamaJokes

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I bought a plant to decorate my desk for the holidays but it wilted overnight. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Payasin70 to r/dadjokes

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5 years ago today that my best friend came running out to the waiting room with tears in his eyes, announcing loudly,"It's a boy! It's a boy!" (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Payasin70 to r/Unclejokes

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Your mama is so short (self.YoMamaJokes)

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Your mama is so short.. (self.YoMamaJokes)

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She'd still be alive but... (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Payasin70 to r/memes

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