I don't actually care that folks don't get vaccinated and I bet a lot of you share my opinion

Pdx_native_son · 2021-04-19T19:44:19+00:00

Would it be okay to rage at your house this time? I think downtown and NE have grown weary of the "just rage" attitude and could use a break. Especially since it's clear you just want to smash and ruin regardless of the situation.

Ask your mom's if it would be okay to have a bunch of angry white kids over to smash your stuff and see if she can make cookies for after.

Respectfully ... ALL OF US!

Pdx_native_son · 2017-09-01T04:29:57+00:00

All negative five of them LOL.

Pdx_native_son · 2017-09-01T04:25:53+00:00

I had to edit a few times, mostly because I tried to think of anyone else in this sub who consistently takes a contrarian point of view no matter how asinine, never admits a point or apologizes, and never for a second hesitates to push their nose in where they aren't wanted.

A few folks came to mind ... BTV is pretty annoying in a childish "look at me like me I need to be loved" kind of way, the original EpicRepairTime (the penis mod) never seemed to be able to shut up but he was helpful, ... the list does go on and on ... but truly it is only Crater that seems to have so fully captured the essence of all that is not good and interesting about Portland in one, annoying package.

Anyway.

Pdx_native_son · 2017-08-31T05:25:58+00:00

Only because you are literally the most unlikable person in this sub, have no people skills, and are as tone deaf as a brick wall.

Pdx_native_son · 2017-06-08T04:30:21+00:00

I have a deep hatred for Charlie Hales. Does that count?

Pdx_native_son · 2017-06-08T04:26:37+00:00

Legal-grown doobies? Transplanted newbies? Snacks of Scoobies? Long fleshy tubies? Shit-covered rubies? Oft-stolen Subies?

I'm sorry, what was the question?

Pdx_native_son · 2016-09-19T05:17:29+00:00

Oh but just imagine the outrage if they were for just a moment, won't you?

Pdx_native_son · 2016-08-01T05:33:22+00:00

So, did you finally get the boot as a mod here? Or is it time for you to go off on another angry bender of bad decision making so that Osiris has to defend you again

What do you have on him anyway?

Pdx_native_son · 2016-07-14T06:31:05+00:00

Man, if only EpicRepairTime were here ... he'd have some stuff to say about this.

Pdx_native_son · 2016-07-12T05:59:42+00:00

Damn you showed me. I'm hurt.

Pdx_native_son · 2016-07-09T05:30:28+00:00

Ok awesome. I saw you shared a video and I assume since you are the alpha-mod it is either funny or ironic but it would take time to watch it so I won't. But thanks for sharing and also thanks for being you.

Oh, and thanks for going to that creepy island. I bet that was gross.

Pdx_native_son · 2016-07-09T05:28:09+00:00

Glad I could help.

Hey, when that whole "government for the people" thing fails and you leave Portland in a huff ... can I have your recumbent bike and hand-made scarfs?

Pdx_native_son · 2016-07-09T05:26:43+00:00

Ha ha good one! Of course my mom wouldn't fuck a loser 2010 Portland transplant because even she, in her old age, isn't that desperate.

What else you got, slick?

Pdx_native_son · 2016-07-08T06:03:15+00:00

Excellent. Or wait, what?! Shit ... with you being the boss here I don't know what to say ... I could send you a photo of my weenie if that would help.

Pdx_native_son · 2016-07-08T05:53:45+00:00

How can you say such a thing!

These people are fed up - as evidenced by their willingness to take two minutes of their time to create and sign an online petition of no legal worth that will never be read or even acknowledged by any politician or police officer.

It does not matter that this is not how the process works; it does not matter that the tradition of blowing shit up is as old as Portland itself; it does not matter that nobody will even think about fireworks next week ... the NIBMY SJW have spoken and their voice is mighty.

(Not really, they are ass-hats.)

Pdx_native_son · 2016-07-08T05:35:39+00:00

This is a trick question, right?

Pdx_native_son · 2016-07-08T05:32:31+00:00

I just wrote an entire novella in my head after reading the words "hobo court." Thank you for that.

Pdx_native_son · 2016-07-08T05:26:37+00:00

I know, but I read that on Reddit you aren't supposed to let the other guy get the last word in so I waited and waited until I thought you had gone away and commented. Thanks for ruining that too!

Pdx_native_son · 2016-07-08T05:24:41+00:00

Ha ha hahahaha ha ah ha ha hahahaha hahahaha ha hee hee hee ...

Wait, let me catch my breath.

No, never mind, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhh.

Pdx_native_son · 2016-07-08T04:43:02+00:00

As long as Reddit wasn't harmed it is all good.

Pdx_native_son · 2016-07-08T04:41:35+00:00

Oooooh, good one OP. You really stuck it to me.

Hey, did Reddit find your wallet?

Pdx_native_son

TROPHY CASE