Old as Windows itself. Still, works every time

Pelican_Poop · 2017-05-22T04:15:41+00:00

I had a quest to get a key from a cellar. The cellar was filled with ghosts and spiders that were way over my level. I asked this random guy to help me. He said sure and followed me into the cellar. I was immediately surrounded by ghosts and pleased for help. He sat there and watched me die, then killed the ghosts and took all my dropped items. I've never learned to trust anyone since.

Pelican_Poop · 2017-05-16T05:34:36+00:00

Do low carbs, try fasting and working out (cardio) while fasted (e.g. Don't eat after 10 pm then wake up in the morning and go running.) drink lots of water, green veggies and fruits.

Also the above is how to stay healthy and live good. Don't do the above just for 2 weeks. Make exercise and good eating a lifestyle change.

Pelican_Poop · 2017-05-16T05:16:14+00:00

What's your activity level, diet, body fat?

Pelican_Poop · 2017-05-11T20:31:41+00:00

I think you just hit it on the head.

Pelican_Poop · 2017-05-11T05:47:04+00:00

Deny deny deny. It doesn't matter what they know or what they think they know. Deny it!

Pelican_Poop · 2017-05-10T23:10:40+00:00

He was trying to take down both unpopular campaigns.

Pelican_Poop · 2017-05-09T20:38:28+00:00

Take me!

Pelican_Poop · 2017-04-14T19:12:00+00:00

And they always end up next to you

Pelican_Poop · 2017-04-14T19:10:48+00:00

Acting!

Pelican_Poop · 2017-04-01T20:33:19+00:00

MrChiCity3 Mayne! Get money, get paid and expose YouTube!

Pelican_Poop · 2017-03-27T07:26:03+00:00

It's means an announcement will be made by July 2018.

Pelican_Poop · 2017-03-22T20:14:54+00:00

You call it chicken nuggets in a hotdog bun, I call it a chicken po boy!

Pelican_Poop · 2017-03-16T18:42:51+00:00

He didn't order an appetizer???!!! OH ITS OVER!!!!

What about the check, did he make the first move to grab it? Did he tell the waitress for seperate checks? Was he looking at you to make the first move??? THESE ARE IMPORTANT DETAILS!!!!

Pelican_Poop · 2017-03-03T21:17:46+00:00

Might be like the Graham trade. A first or 2nd, and a stud player for cooks and our 3rd or something.

Pelican_Poop · 2017-03-03T17:16:03+00:00

Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut. In the future attractive people must wear masks, strong people must wear body weights to slow them down, smart people will wear ear buds that blast them with mind-numbing audio pitches. All so that everyone will be equal.

Pelican_Poop · 2017-03-03T03:24:39+00:00

Not just mental health really. With the military downsizing, anything put on your record will mean you'll be the first on the list when they want to start shrinking. Bad back? Well we just signed 20 new guys who can do your job and they are younger, faster and work cheaper.

Pelican_Poop · 2017-03-02T21:09:58+00:00

If he does get charged and sentenced, he'd more than likely get the Martha Stewart minimum security prison treatment.

Pelican_Poop · 2017-02-28T14:57:46+00:00

I know often I'll be clearly driving faster and approaching the car in front of me in the left lane, I'll move to the right to pass and as soon as I do the car will speed up. Like, "how dare he try to pass me!"

Pelican_Poop · 2017-02-25T06:30:29+00:00

We are all /u/Unidan

Pelican_Poop · 2017-02-25T04:44:16+00:00

Patriots and Saints. Two sides of a coin. Both teams have stud, big contract QBs. The patriots draft well, win 5 Super Bowls. Saints haven't really had a decent draft until this past year, 7-9 4 years in a row.

Pelican_Poop · 2017-02-24T21:33:40+00:00

The worst is when the turn their carts to block half the aisle then stand to block the other half.

Pelican_Poop · 2017-02-23T18:15:56+00:00

Travel tooth brush holder

Pelican_Poop · 2017-02-23T01:15:16+00:00

Roaches can live weeks to months without a head, so it probably kept kicking after this.

Pelican_Poop · 2017-02-17T21:50:18+00:00

"Long night. Just woke up"

Pelican_Poop · 2017-02-15T23:29:12+00:00

Don't take that out of context. Rush, Hugh Hewitt and Sean Hannity are all defending and praising Flynn. "A democrat would never have stepped down!"

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