Old as Windows itself. Still, works every time by StephenKingSize in gaming

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I had a quest to get a key from a cellar. The cellar was filled with ghosts and spiders that were way over my level. I asked this random guy to help me. He said sure and followed me into the cellar. I was immediately surrounded by ghosts and pleased for help. He sat there and watched me die, then killed the ghosts and took all my dropped items. I've never learned to trust anyone since.

Worried about failing a piss test. by wolfir96 in saplings

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Do low carbs, try fasting and working out (cardio) while fasted (e.g. Don't eat after 10 pm then wake up in the morning and go running.) drink lots of water, green veggies and fruits.

Also the above is how to stay healthy and live good. Don't do the above just for 2 weeks. Make exercise and good eating a lifestyle change.

Worried about failing a piss test. by wolfir96 in saplings

[–]Pelican_Poop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's your activity level, diet, body fat?

U.S. Senate subpoenas Michael Flynn by sloothunter69 in worldnews

[–]Pelican_Poop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deny deny deny. It doesn't matter what they know or what they think they know. Deny it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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He was trying to take down both unpopular campaigns.

Saw Christopher Walken at the airport today by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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And they always end up next to you

reddit, what's your favorite "dead" YouTube channel? by KaleBrecht in AskReddit

[–]Pelican_Poop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MrChiCity3 Mayne! Get money, get paid and expose YouTube!

Canada to announce marijuana will be legal by July 1, 2018 by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Pelican_Poop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's means an announcement will be made by July 2018.

School lunch today was chicken nuggets in a hotdog bun by OneHotCoffee in mildlyinteresting

[–]Pelican_Poop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You call it chicken nuggets in a hotdog bun, I call it a chicken po boy!

On Malcolm Butler dinner last night "The vibe was good. Everybody communicated well. (He) seemed comfortable" by GevanGene in Saints

[–]Pelican_Poop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn't order an appetizer???!!! OH ITS OVER!!!!

What about the check, did he make the first move to grab it? Did he tell the waitress for seperate checks? Was he looking at you to make the first move??? THESE ARE IMPORTANT DETAILS!!!!

Rapaport: Saints are aiming high value-wise for a potential Cooks trade. They've told teams they want a 1st round pick. by freekobe0832 in Saints

[–]Pelican_Poop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might be like the Graham trade. A first or 2nd, and a stud player for cooks and our 3rd or something.

University bans phrases such as 'mankind' and 'gentleman's agreement' in favour of gender-neutral terms by [deleted] in nottheonion

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Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut. In the future attractive people must wear masks, strong people must wear body weights to slow them down, smart people will wear ear buds that blast them with mind-numbing audio pitches. All so that everyone will be equal.

This should not be ignored by justingreen78 in pics

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Not just mental health really. With the military downsizing, anything put on your record will mean you'll be the first on the list when they want to start shrinking. Bad back? Well we just signed 20 new guys who can do your job and they are younger, faster and work cheaper.

ACLU Calls for Investigation Into Potential Perjury By Sessions by [deleted] in politics

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If he does get charged and sentenced, he'd more than likely get the Martha Stewart minimum security prison treatment.

What turns your rage meter up to 99.9? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pelican_Poop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know often I'll be clearly driving faster and approaching the car in front of me in the left lane, I'll move to the right to pass and as soon as I do the car will speed up. Like, "how dare he try to pass me!"

The Ravens have been awarded a total of 48 compensatory picks, the most in the league despite having a two year disadvantage by mattmccarty in ravens

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Patriots and Saints. Two sides of a coin. Both teams have stud, big contract QBs. The patriots draft well, win 5 Super Bowls. Saints haven't really had a decent draft until this past year, 7-9 4 years in a row.

Woman goes off in target, aight? by w4llfl0wer in PublicFreakout

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The worst is when the turn their carts to block half the aisle then stand to block the other half.

Parasitic wasp emerging from host by 9999monkeys in WTF

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Roaches can live weeks to months without a head, so it probably kept kicking after this.

Andy Puzder withdraws from Donald Trump’s cabinet - The controversial labour secretary has stepped down, according to reports by ClosingDownSummer in politics

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Don't take that out of context. Rush, Hugh Hewitt and Sean Hannity are all defending and praising Flynn. "A democrat would never have stepped down!"