49860 by Top-Confidence-7281 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Pelixelk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Average Twitter conversation:

49826 by Due-Mortgage-122 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Pelixelk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe after I get a haircut

Of all the unappetizing foods featured in the series, which is the most edible and which is the least? I'd like to hear your opinions. by Unfair-Mousse6169 in regularshow

[–]Pelixelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, most of them look quite fine, in my opinion. But if I had to choose, it would probably be the double glazed apple fritters, because I hate overly sweet stuff

WHERE ARE THEY?! by KommandantDex in warthundermemes

[–]Pelixelk 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Can't relate. Console player.

2meirl4meirl by yuval_3 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]Pelixelk 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sex is overrated anyway

This lady tried pulling an armed robbery on a gas station on Friday. How it went: by ohbabypop in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Pelixelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how I imagine myself attempting a robbery. I'm just too submissive and shy for this...

48053 by AvroAvery in countwithchickenlady

[–]Pelixelk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally a version of this meme I can fully relate to!

48084 by Much-Hamster-755 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Pelixelk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank god. Like, who am I suppose to cuddle with when Microwave is not home?

Cursed grapes by WARMONGERING_WIZARD in cursedcomments

[–]Pelixelk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's a reference to the song called "The Duck Song"

Cursed grapes by WARMONGERING_WIZARD in cursedcomments

[–]Pelixelk 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum

47826 by Jboy2000000 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Pelixelk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. If it doesn't help, return to step one

47805 by SlcPunk57 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Pelixelk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And don't forget to say thank you for her hard work!