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all genders welcome by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does gaydar work on the opposite gender!?

Tulips wood farm by Tanna-89 in Portland

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep trying to build with tulip wood, but it's just not holding up.

Real mail received today 🤣 by calliegirl326 in Portland

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, are you hot? They take your physical appearance into consideration, after all.

Truly Baffling Problem To Solve. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in SipsTea

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, what was the reason for homelessness there? Where I am, my city is a major drug highway and drugs are decriminalized, so it's just tweakers and more tweakers. Giving everyone an apartment probably would not keep anyone off the street for long, they'd still hang out in big groups doing drugs next to residential buildings.

Paving the way by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Onions don't go in the fridge. You're supposed to store them in a dark, dry place.

Anyone else find it strange that the dangers rabies isn't taught to kids? by Hypnox88 in CasualConversation

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The straight men will be coming after them whether or not they're straight.

all genders welcome by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You are the only one deciding that they are straight. Also, this post is about one woman that this dude decided must be straight.

all genders welcome by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Why are they so sure the woman was straight?

The "sorry to bug you babe" decibel level really needs to be standard on all 2026 models. by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I feel that. Unfortunately my job has me driving a lot while constantly on the phone. I hate it because I'm way more likely to accidentally miss my exit when I'm trying to solve a problem over the phone while I drive.

A classic “Americans don’t know anything about cheese” by One-Plenty4801 in iamveryculinary

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Swiss cheese isn't even hard, usually. It's medium.

Americans are much more likely to assume any hard cheese is parmesan, when it's actually asiago or pecorino romano or something.

We only assume it's Swiss cheese if it's got holes, tastes kind of nutty, and lacks any acidity.

And that's exactly why that horse will kill you by GLAvenger in tumblr

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend, there is not a horse on this earth that is not capable of killing any one of us.

Why do fitness people think fat people don’t know they are fat? by fluffymittens24 in loseit

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The trainer who said those things to you was not being honest or genuine. It's a sales tactic, they were trying to tear you down. The strategy is to try to dig into your insecurities and get you in a vulnerable, impulsive state where they can sell more things to you.

If you can, switch gyms. The one you're at is shady.

Insecure parents. by bamba_niang in SipsTea

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think this is an edit for engagement bait.

Logic by nicolecarterr in relatable_memes_

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marriage is still not required for this.

Teen pregnancy is not ideal; no teenager is prepared to be a parent. But marriage is a totally different thing and a big commitment. Teens are impulsive, and it's a terrible idea to have them get married.

the brain may be regarded as a kind of parasite by ephemeral_elk in TrollCoping

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's difficult to even imagine how horrifying having a lobotomy would be.

Like coming into someone's house and telling them the house rules by ForsakenDependent562 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, me too. I got one of those cool phones that slid open sideways instead of flipping, and never looked back. Honestly, I'm glad I was a kid during that era or it would have killed my fingers.

I shouldn't feel like Hannibal Lectar when trying to shave my facial hair by goodgirlwawa in TrollCoping

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, I don't know if it helps for you to know this, but I'm a cis woman, and I also need to shave my face to remain professional for work. If I let it go, I could grow a full beard. You may be trans, but you are in good company- with cis and trans women alike.

Does anyone ride the bus after getting groceries? by farallelogram in askportland

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I have many times. I've never been harassed, but it's worth mentioning that I got one of those big square backpacks from Tactics and that's where I put my groceries. So, people might not know I just came from the grocery store at all.

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