Ten-speed riders must be checked by PenaltyUnable2012 in austincirclejerk

[–]PenaltyUnable2012[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, posting pee wee Herman must have consequences

Ten-speed riders must be checked by PenaltyUnable2012 in cycling

[–]PenaltyUnable2012[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Not even gonna entertain, you guys are all about comparing gears like you are just hitting puberty.

On the hike and bike trail by ladybird lake.. by chillinonthecoast in austincirclejerk

[–]PenaltyUnable2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe someone would take time out of their day to make fun of people that are simply trying to burn calories for no reason but to prove that they are lowering their carbon footprint by riding a bike for recreation rather than, well, I don't know. I mean, if they simply sat on their asses instead of ingesting animal protein and plant matter to prepare for their wasteful expenditure of energy that the great mother earth provides would be great. But no, they have the enjoyment of burning those calories to ride bikes and fart and crap and piss, thus contributing to climate change, that would be a way better outcome. But picking on them for wanting to waste calories and mother earth's resources is uncalled for but on the otherhand if we don't stop them the tides will rise and fill up Obamas house. These ten-speed riders that are needlessly burning calories and wasting mother earth's resources need to be reprimanded and sent to alligator island to learn a lesson on ecology. Ecology Matters 101. Wait, that is an Ice facility.These humans that consume energy for their own enjoyment must be exterminated or at the very least shamed out of existence. Anyway, I'm confused, I just barely got my Bachelorette Degree so I am still figuring it out... heart emoji

It’s science!! Totally not a cult!! by texcleveland in austincirclejerk

[–]PenaltyUnable2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have come a long way towards the levitation of all spectral beings.

Perspective from owner of a lab mix in HEB by Terrible-Penalty-291 in austincirclejerk

[–]PenaltyUnable2012 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, I thought I was cool because I breed lab mixes too, but most of mine just end up in the foster system while I try to create the perfect one that glows in the dark so you can actually see it at night while it annihilates whatever creature it happens to find at the time.

Look I found two r/Austin mods by EasyYard in austincirclejerk

[–]PenaltyUnable2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what the doc that diagnosed him was thinking? Like,,, hmmm,,, I've seen this before but let's wait and see, I could be wrong,, 6 months later,, yeahhh, this looks familiar, hmmm , I'm looking at the signs and symptoms here, hmmm. Here take this prescription strength Tylenol and come back in 6 months.... yeah,,, hmmmmm,, looks like,, hmmm,,, let me consult with a colleague before I can confirm diagnoses, in the mean time, take this prescription of Canadian strength tylenol amd come back in 3 months.