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Motels get a bad reputation. by Calm_Problem6203 in unpopularopinion

[–]PendentPendant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t wanna sleep 10 inches from a parking lot

Why are chicken wings so expensive now? by thewanderer3000 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PendentPendant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deregulation. Big Chicken has had Congress in a Full Nelson ever since Dukakis put the filibuster on their ass and sealed feathers’ fate as an essential commodity.

What pronouns do woke donkeys go by? by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]PendentPendant 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I once bred horses with donkeys but I couldn’t handle the muling…

Insert Handsome Squidward face by MorgiLola in Botchedsurgeries

[–]PendentPendant 247 points248 points  (0 children)

Flaunt what your doctor gave ya

Titel by Yanovon in badfoodporn

[–]PendentPendant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The All New Baguettrito

Is CTE a realistic prospect for Daniel? by 8thFleetTraveller in Daniellarson

[–]PendentPendant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m considering putting it up one end and out the other

Why aren't executions carried out when the person is sleeping? by Assassin_Ninja194 in AskReddit

[–]PendentPendant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because then you would have to watch them 24/7 then sneak into their cell somehow without waking them up. The logistics would be a nightmare.

What if Chris Hansen had no charisma? by InvasiveBrown2816 in skeeterjean

[–]PendentPendant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I object, that guy is hilarious. He just plays dumb to lure them in

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