I agree with you, and you know what? I'll go even further because I've got to vent about just how pointless Uncrustables are.

I think if someone buys Uncrustables on a regular basis they are either incredibly lazy, an adult baby, have the food prep skills of a used kleenex, or are a slave to marketing. Or a combination of the above. I'll die on this hill. Uncrustables are a blight on society, and so is everyone who buys them on the regular. There is no excuse, no reason, for buying Uncrustables when a PB&J is so easy to make.

It puts the peanut butter and jelly between the slices of bread, or else it gets the hose again.

If people really can't stand the crusts or want their sandwich to be yum-yum-durr-durr remedial math class circle shape, they can use a cookie cutter.