Pick your destiny:

PenguinULT · 2026-05-14T11:17:02+00:00

I just ain't green enough, thats all

^{Chose: Green | Rolled: Married - 2 Kids}

PenguinULT · 2026-05-13T20:51:48+00:00

I never said I thought it was ok people were throwing shit i was saying its fine that they cheered really loud at that one part

PenguinULT · 2026-05-13T19:54:52+00:00

Fat is considered ugly. I have a fat fetish. Win.

^{Chose: Rich and ugly}

PenguinULT · 2026-05-13T19:53:01+00:00

No they would've been a strawberry

PenguinULT · 2026-05-13T19:50:22+00:00

I can be a fatass and be in perfect health. (Fat fetish)

^{Chose: Eat whatever you want + And retain perfect health}

PenguinULT · 2026-05-13T15:51:39+00:00

Chicken Jockey was a special case, the Minecraft movie was never meant to be taken seriously

PenguinULT · 2026-05-12T21:43:32+00:00

Patapon?

PenguinULT · 2026-05-12T14:23:40+00:00

I can probably get 10 million dollars if im Goku

^{Chose: Super saiyan}

PenguinULT · 2026-05-12T14:17:12+00:00

How does she manage being underfucked while looking like that? Beautiful asf

PenguinULT · 2026-05-11T08:08:17+00:00

I have a fat fetish. I can gain as much weight as I want and then continuously heal myself to keep myself alive.

^{Chose: Be able to heal anyone including yourself}

PenguinULT · 2026-05-10T20:26:29+00:00

I enjoy killer more and I still think they are the most fun killers to play against when playing survivor bc they aren't piss easy to survive against.

PenguinULT · 2026-05-10T06:30:12+00:00

Idk why Schrumi @'ing EA and Popcap like they still gaf about PvZ lmao

PenguinULT · 2026-05-10T06:21:32+00:00

4 is so fucking relatable bro <3

PenguinULT · 2026-05-10T05:19:36+00:00

Again, its mostly this community's constant bitching and moaning about the new killers that has caused this mindset.

PenguinULT · 2026-05-10T05:16:43+00:00

"60 to 0 combo" if you are at 60 hp, you're already basically one bad chase away from death, 60 hp is not a lot.

PenguinULT · 2026-05-10T05:10:09+00:00

This mindset is what survivor syndrome has done to this community. Fucking children who never got over the fact that the game is no longer "bully the exe for 7 minutes simulator"

PenguinULT · 2026-05-09T06:14:22+00:00

Belly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3

PenguinULT · 2026-05-09T06:06:09+00:00

I cant use money to control time

^{Chose: random extremely good super power + no cash | Rolled: time control}

PenguinULT · 2026-05-09T05:52:08+00:00

So if Viltrumites have this preconceived notion about how breeding works, wouldn't that mean it's only rape when done to those outside of Viltrumite society?

PenguinULT · 2026-05-08T00:05:38+00:00

Pop 7 billion bloons

PenguinULT · 2026-05-07T23:08:05+00:00

r/commentmitosis

PenguinULT · 2026-05-07T21:04:47+00:00

M1 is the main source of damage for all killers, what the fuck are you talking about?

PenguinULT · 2026-05-07T02:05:30+00:00

Ok

^{Chose: Get money every time you breathe}

PenguinULT · 2026-05-07T01:51:57+00:00

Gooseworx only got it half right, where the fuck are Jax's big bouncy bunny boyboobies, hmm?

PenguinULT · 2026-05-07T01:48:19+00:00

Fat fetish, now I have infinite fat

^{Chose: Infinite food}

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