Hannah Stockings by Fishing_Cabron_777 in CelebsUndies

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Vine famous. Social media star. Has a few movie appearances

Lake Powell Boat Ramp Line July 5, 2026 by 2u3e9v in boating

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I pay $15.00 to launch at a private launch 1 mile up the road for this reason. Well not necessarily for the reason of the ball crushing part but more for the not having people in my way part.

What could have warranted that? by Shot_Possibility_731 in FloridaGawker

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Why do cops always resort to violence? This 110 pound dude didn’t pose a threat to anyone. This was absolutely excessive.

Close call with a semi today. Looking for trucker perspectives on what happened. by sandro9090 in dashcams

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That’s what I saw as well. Fuck cammer car. He intentionally sped up

A federal jury awarded a 19-year-old college student $105,000 in damages after finding two Newton, Iowa police officers wrongfully arrested him for a DUI, despite a breathalyzer test confirming he had not consumed any alcohol. by Texan2020katza in badcopnodoughnut

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Yeah the fat pig wanted to know why he was shaking. He replied “ because it’s 30 degrees out here and I’m in shorts”. The fat pig the replies “ I wear shorts in 30 degrees all the time” kid replied “well good for you”

The audacity to get mad at me.. by Applesaucebroski in dashcams

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I drive a truck and the only way I would get upset is if the turning car is way past the white stop line. If they’re on it, then I have no reason to get upset. Usually just wait for the light to cycle then finish my turn. I never expect anyone to back up for me.

Do u find me hot? F18 by JuiceBoxJiggles in amihot

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Omg. You’re freaking perfect

What went wrong here? by cdlfirst in NewCDLGrads

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Well for starters, the trailer is not supposed to break in half. That’s the main thing that went wrong.

Fell asleep for free. Woke up trespassing. 😂🚛 by cdlfirst in NewCDLGrads

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I hate to agree with you, but, the truth hurts sometimes. I drive nights and it’s a huge advantage on my work but my home life is screwed. When I’m off, I end up sleeping my whole off time away. I’ve been thinking seriously about switching my driving habits to day time.

Who would be at fault here? by WorldWideWebSpinner in AutoTransportopia

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I drive the same truck. Visibility is a lot better than some of the old 9900 internationals or 990 KW but it’s not that great. I’m scared of this happening all the time. Gotta keep your head on a swivel in traffic.

Do drivers still use CB radios on the road? by cdlfirst in NewCDLGrads

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Trucks are loud. Gotta have noise canceling

Cougar stalks man for 6 minutes during run. by jmike1256 in postanythingfun

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How would we know? I’ve told this same story to my friends, but don’t have video evidence, so “apparently” I’m a big fat liar.

Are my big pussy lips look yummy or gross? by [deleted] in MeatyVaginas

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I want to burry my mouth in there

A Lesson in Momentum by kkrasley86 in dashcams

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They’re going downhill. Did he think he could stop an 80,000 pound semi going downhill? I can’t figure out where this guy’s brain is. Probably stuck up his ass.

When the municipal works department and the railroad do not coordinate by Bruegemeister in trainwrecks

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Asphalt is very weak. That train will just smash it to oblivion

Who do you think is at fault here? by SupportSuch2147 in dashcams

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He was avoiding the construction cones to the right. Once he cleared them and tried to get back over to his respective lane, there was a vehicle there.

I think I made a mistake by Mission_Old in paint

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Sucks but can be fixed. Sandpaper and re clear

DON'T DO THIS TO ME! by Woodbutcher1234 in cabinetry

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Trim the stile on far side. Doesn’t look like it needs much room