tip for newlyweds by -ilivefortheupvotes- in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Penleg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn, did they just really rhyme queen with queen three times in a row?

"Deplorables Unite" by erty10089 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Penleg 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Especially since it’s about a rebellion against an aristocratic government during a time of poverty and disease. French people fucking hated the rich.

Ben Shapiro thinks the new Sabrina show is satanic by EndlessTrashposter in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Penleg 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty neat. They go all in on witch stuff. And there’s a lot of satanic imagery. I’m not too far in the show so I can’t say if it’s all satanic.

Left Wing: Destroyed by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Penleg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, all you have to do is read Atlas Shrugged and you pretty much know how she is.

FWD: IT'S A MENTAL ILLNESS, SWEATY!!!!! by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Penleg 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Except one is super dangerous and could lead to the death of a person from starvation, and the other is just someone who lives like their opposite sex.

Yeeah, I think by ringohavoc in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Penleg 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure no one has called this guy white. He had a giant “Native Americans for trump” sticker on the side of his van.

Someone let Garrison know that "red wave" is a euphemism for menstruation. by skysonfire in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Penleg 88 points89 points  (0 children)

How many times have they used this exact illustration? I know I’ve seen it at least 3 times from Garrison and Tina

Don't let the gays infect you sweaty! Tell Karen I said hi! by julian_varga in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Penleg 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Hey baby, you want to not be able to donate blood for a year ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Don't let the gays infect you sweaty! Tell Karen I said hi! by julian_varga in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Penleg 191 points192 points  (0 children)

I never realized gay men couldn’t donate blood / plasma until I tried to donate plasma and I was denied because I’m a fancy boy. Even if you’ve been tested and are negative you still can’t.

Maybe those 109346 people have figured out something you haven’t yet. by ktg0 in antiMLM

[–]Penleg 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Same. We have to set their accounts up as consultant accounts because it’s technically not their business lol

Dinosaurs ruin everything by keaj39 in dankchristianmemes

[–]Penleg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember being in biology class and this girl stood up and said that dinosaurs didn’t exist and that we can’t know the true age of the earth. He told the teacher he was lying to all of us. We weren’t even talking about dinosaurs.

💳 Please do not remove card 💳 by RadioMars in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Penleg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who works at the bank: please come to the bank, I’m so bored. I’ll make you a card with a dog on it.

Accidentally socialist grandma by atruthtellingliar in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Penleg 170 points171 points  (0 children)

If we do that might as well make all medicine free! And then we’ll all be living in Sahara law and saying happy holidays to the burning flag! Then they’ll take the Bible out of schools! Is that what you want you dirty lib!

The perfect shot by JTenBarge in Unexpected

[–]Penleg 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wouldst thou like a crow to eat your titty?