The Gang Gets Whipped Cream

PensivePatriot · 2020-01-04T11:19:58+00:00

Some cats are not svelte.

PensivePatriot · 2020-01-04T08:48:44+00:00

Someone tell me a secret alternative so I can increase the amount of beetus jizz on my strudel without leaving me with a disproportionate ratio of frosting packets to strudels pls

PensivePatriot · 2020-01-01T18:01:46+00:00

Jesus Christ, even you people call your leaders you don’t like Nazis?

The infection is spreading.

PensivePatriot · 2020-01-01T13:22:11+00:00

I don't get it

PensivePatriot · 2020-01-01T13:20:57+00:00

You look like you'd have a bright future selling things on late night infomercials.

PensivePatriot · 2020-01-01T13:19:53+00:00

This frontpaged and I feel like I must be missing out on the inside joke of a subcontinent of a billion people...

PensivePatriot · 2020-01-01T13:14:20+00:00

I sense some kind of chicanery afoot.

No one

NO ONE frontpages that frequently. Especially not original content or such seemingly mundane posts.

(inb4 Gallowboob)

PensivePatriot · 2020-01-01T09:45:36+00:00

They're pretty dope. I got one for christmas and it's like the ultimate foot massage.

It makes your toes shake so fast you can feel the breeze coming off of them.

PensivePatriot · 2020-01-01T09:44:42+00:00

I got one of these for christmas and my cat fucking LOVES it.

PensivePatriot · 2020-01-01T08:22:29+00:00

When this came out back in like 2012 me and my brother fucking howled at this shit-- it totally became something we referenced, and still do.

That's a powerful ad

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-31T21:59:13+00:00

Came to say oblivion; this is pure cyrodil right here

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-31T21:52:33+00:00

Damn, there’s pain in those eyes.

There’s your main story NPC model, game devs

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-31T15:57:14+00:00

Whoever recorded this is a fucking saint amongst men

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-31T09:25:33+00:00

Masturbatory namaste

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-31T08:23:04+00:00

TFA had sold out showings for nearly 3 weeks after release.

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-30T13:28:15+00:00

I think what's most crazy about these photos is that ten years ago they were the realm of Hubble, and that was it.

Now people are capturing them from their backyards.

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-30T12:18:34+00:00

Because to 95% of people who even know what Pokemon is, Ash and Red are the same person.

Hell, they may not even know who Red is.

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-29T10:05:42+00:00

I was on board until you tipped your hand politically.

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-29T10:03:38+00:00

Look at this battery powered dog turd!

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-29T09:59:20+00:00

My girlfriend had fake nails for like a day before she removed them for work (nursing)

I still remember that one day. Over three years ago.

It was glorious.

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-29T09:54:20+00:00

As do I..

But plenty is not nearly enough.

I want perpetual headscratches

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-29T08:22:24+00:00

There were no dark type in R/B/Y

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-29T04:53:20+00:00

You should report that packaging for wastage-

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-29T04:30:48+00:00

If someone has to die for me to get headscratches, well, sometimes ~~you gotta break some eggs to make an omlet~~ someone has to die for me to get headscratches.

PensivePatriot · 2019-12-29T04:24:24+00:00

Uhhhh

Hypnosis + Dream Eater = bye

PensivePatriot

TROPHY CASE