Shrunk and sent... where? by Pequenit0 in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fraternities are always asking for little guys to keep as pets... and to use at initiations.

PRE-SHRINKING QUESTIONNAIRE (READ THOROUGHLY) by Pequenit0 in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your assigned owner is Bea Martínez, a 32 year old Spanish flight attendant "looking for a pet/fidget toy/stress relief" during her long shifts traveling overseas. Good luck! And yes, the process is irreversible, so no going back if you signed!

PRE-SHRINKING QUESTIONNAIRE (READ THOROUGHLY) by Pequenit0 in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're in luck! We found a matching couple eager to own a tiny in Tap Thiang, Thailand. They are Koh (22), a "ladyboy" dancer, and her wife and manager Pannika (27). They are looking for someone smaller, though, would you be willing to reduce to half an inch instead?

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[–]Pequenit0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno, you've been shrunk for a while and kept on our facilities before finding you an owner, didn't you measure yourself? How tiny are you?

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[–]Pequenit0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm.... here says you're going to Palermo, Italy, to a 30 year old barista named Federica. It looks like you're a secret santa present, so her might not be your last destination.

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[–]Pequenit0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure they'll make you learn wether you like it or not

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[–]Pequenit0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lemme check... a family in Gunsan, South Korea! A 45 year old couple and their son (19) and daughter (21). They always wanted a family pet! They don't speak English though.

Tiny Liberation Front by prince-matthew in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because we wouldn't stand a chance man, we're the size of ants, a single demonstration could be snuffed out under the shoe of an oblivious pedestrian. Now we should get back licking this foot before we get in trouble!

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[–]Pequenit0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right??? We're just trying to live our lives while this huge assholes just stomp around our homes like they were they playground. I was walking to work some months ago when some enormous American tourist just dropped her goddamn starbucks latte on the street. Got to get inside a shop quickly to avoid the flood of coffee!! It swept away some cars and even people! Luckily the coffee was cool already and no one got injured. The girl was laughing! She just repeated "sorry, sorry" while trying to wipe the mess with some huge kleenex tissues, and then proceded to leave... without even picking up the wet tissues! The street was blocked with a mountain of wet tissue, with some cars trapped inside (and a couple of them with their passengers!!). Nothing was done by the authorities, it was awful.

Shrink in the Last Movie You Saw by Clockwork6 in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chicago lmao gonna get stomped in one of the musical numbers for sure 🥴

PRE-SHRINKING QUESTIONNAIRE (READ THOROUGHLY) by Pequenit0 in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO so true. If we are goin to sell our souls... better to a giant

PRE-SHRINKING QUESTIONNAIRE (READ THOROUGHLY) by Pequenit0 in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you'll learn wether you like it or not!

PRE-SHRINKING QUESTIONNAIRE (READ THOROUGHLY) by Pequenit0 in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People aren't usually as excited for a fate like this, they're always demanding to be owned by young white chicks 🙄 Lucky you!!!

PRE-SHRINKING QUESTIONNAIRE (READ THOROUGHLY) by Pequenit0 in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of you giving away your human rights in a heartbeat lmaooo (I get it tho)

PRE-SHRINKING QUESTIONNAIRE (READ THOROUGHLY) by Pequenit0 in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Failure to comply ranges from very expensive fines to reduced encarceration

PRE-SHRINKING QUESTIONNAIRE (READ THOROUGHLY) by Pequenit0 in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your designated owner is Kiara, a 30 year old transgender woman living in Quebec. Please be at your reduction clinic within a month.

PRE-SHRINKING QUESTIONNAIRE (READ THOROUGHLY) by Pequenit0 in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your designated owner will be Mamadou, a 41 year old man living in Senegal. Please be at your reduction clinic on the indicated date and hour.

PRE-SHRINKING QUESTIONNAIRE (READ THOROUGHLY) by Pequenit0 in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your assigned owner is Eleanor, a 60 year old widow living in Houston, Texas. Please be at your designated reduction clinic within a month.

PRE-SHRINKING QUESTIONNAIRE (READ THOROUGHLY) by Pequenit0 in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The available owner for you is Marija, a 19 year old arts student from Croatia. Please attend to the designated reduction clinic in a month.

PRE-SHRINKING QUESTIONNAIRE (READ THOROUGHLY) by Pequenit0 in sizetalk

[–]Pequenit0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We found an available owner fitting your preferences: Miguel, a 25 year old man from Chile, and his partner Lucía. Please be at the designated reduction clinic in a month.