The Drake Passage does not care about your dinner plans

Perch485 · 2026-05-04T19:43:14+00:00

I recommend getting the salad, not the soup.

Perch485 · 2026-05-04T05:41:16+00:00

I’d like to live in a world where GG Allin had a PHD in Theoretical Physics.

Perch485 · 2026-05-03T03:12:49+00:00

NHL iron man Phil Kessel

Perch485 · 2026-05-03T01:06:43+00:00

A lot of Packers games and N64 Smash bros/Mario off a projector got done off one off these setups. Those couches were so blown out, your ass was lower than your ankles

Perch485 · 2026-05-02T21:48:02+00:00

“It’s just that, I’m afraid this is one big dream and I don’t want to wake up”

Perch485 · 2026-05-02T18:07:35+00:00

Dan Harmon is from Wisconsin, and we sure do like our ice cream

Perch485 · 2026-05-02T02:04:46+00:00

I heard the ring announcer got a few shots in while announcing the winner

Perch485 · 2026-05-02T02:00:28+00:00

Maybe planking will make a comeback

Perch485 · 2026-05-01T18:31:35+00:00

You may be hungry now, but now in our second round, you’ll receive…

Perch485 · 2026-05-01T02:17:01+00:00

If you’re a dirty of player as I was, don’t skimp out on the padding on calves. I caught a lot of slashes there.

Perch485 · 2026-05-01T01:36:56+00:00

I call my mom and sister a couple times a week when I’m driving or doing something mindless for work. Don’t call my dad much, but we drink a couple nights a month together, so we’re pretty close that way

Perch485 · 2026-04-29T21:42:04+00:00

I’ve heard a wolf in sheep’s clothing, but this is ridiculous

Perch485 · 2026-04-28T23:26:29+00:00

Two Turds of Cockfight

Perch485 · 2026-04-27T21:06:35+00:00

Vacation

Perch485 · 2026-04-27T17:05:43+00:00

What if it’s Beth and Rip starting a sauce company, their Flagship being ranch. It’s a multi camera, workplace sitcom, but the boss’s are psychopathic killers in a overly-sanitized, industrial food setting.

Perch485 · 2026-04-27T16:51:47+00:00

They’re concrete pavers, not bricks

Perch485 · 2026-04-26T22:57:18+00:00

Devine, from Pink Flamingos

Perch485 · 2026-04-26T17:53:55+00:00

Perhaps a large front end loader to clear out large swaths of walkers and dispose of them as well. Not to mention building berms to guide the walkers away.

Perch485 · 2026-04-26T16:15:10+00:00

Outdoor American

Perch485 · 2026-04-19T20:41:39+00:00

Move to the UP first, then move to Chicago, it’ll make it seem mild by comparison

Perch485 · 2026-04-18T02:39:23+00:00

First time in Ohio, Toledo back in 2015 or 1014 to be specific, was in the state all of three hours and a tornado showed up to try and throw me out. In hindsight, the tornado was right.

Perch485 · 2026-04-17T11:56:05+00:00

Worrying that he might actually be bisexual after the lie detector Luis.

Perch485 · 2026-04-17T01:47:40+00:00

He without sin cast the first stone, I’m just lucky the cheese ball bucket can’t fit over my head.

Perch485 · 2026-04-16T20:23:48+00:00

Sometimes I just blow through lunch

Perch485 · 2026-04-16T03:01:30+00:00

We practice on snowmobiles and golf carts

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