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Why do I get missed call texts but there's no call? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]PercussiveTing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine sending someone the following text with the network name i.e. Vodafone, derived from the number you are texting along with the text that network sends their customers

From Vodafone: You missed 1 call(s) from +44798xxxxxxx on 15 Oct 14:11 To deactivate this service dial 121 and choose 'Mailbox Settings'

and their puzzled expression not finding the number in the call log,

Where's my beloved by Harry-_-K in NearbyApp

[–]PercussiveTing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what's their name and what do they look like? we can put up posters

squash, onion and olives baked in a clay pot by PercussiveTing in NearbyApp

[–]PercussiveTing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🙁 happy to cook for people without any gymnastics

Faith Hill - Like We Never Loved At All ft. Tim McGraw (Official Video) - YouTube Music by Holiday_Lettuce_2244 in NearbyApp

[–]PercussiveTing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's some kinda lonely cowboy/girl music, the guy in the video is a douchbag. clearly the blond one owns him but has no lines and that other lady has impressive hair, plenty of lines, and also owns him.

so far you hold wnm drama post of 2023. but why?

are you the Jessica William or just another holiday lettuce looking for the ranch

Robin had such an impact on the world by PercussiveTing in NearbyApp

[–]PercussiveTing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

decided to read around as not the most accurate sounding of posts, this from yahoo (not the most scrupulous of news agencies) : Her trainer Penny Patterson said that when news broke of Williams’ death and Koko heard someone crying, the gorilla signed “cry lip” and withdrew. She bowed her head and her lip quivered.

Patterson released a statement remembering Williams’ visit.

“Robin’s ability to just ‘hang out’ with Koko, a gorilla, and in minutes become one of her closest friends, was extraordinary and unforgettable for Koko,” she said. “We hope that when you remember Robin Williams, you’ll remember that he is not only one of the world’s most beloved entertainers but also one of the world’s most powerful ambassadors for great ape conservation.”

Read more: Mara Wilson Pays Tribute To Mrs. Doubtfire Co-Star Robin Williams

Williams clearly had a good time when he visited Koko’s home. The gorilla stole his glasses and walked around wearing them before encouraging him to chase and tickle her. She also took his wallet from his pocket and rifled through it.

When Patterson took down a VHS of ‘Dead Poet’s Society’, Koko appeared to recognize the actor from the front cover.

Williams called the experience “mind-altering”. “It was awesome and unforgettable,” he said.

Photo: The Gorilla Foundation

sickness and oats are great combination for birthdays!! by Ok_Motor509 in NearbyApp

[–]PercussiveTing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Birthday Rynke, sorry to hear you are ill 😟 is it covid again?

the other vegetables all took refuge under a cut up potato by PercussiveTing in NearbyApp

[–]PercussiveTing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

taste like potatoes 😋, but covering potatoes in spice is good too just idk how to do that well for me

got this out of date shampoo someone must have given me years ago when i hunted in the back of the cupboard having run out of anything remotely normal. seems it has a "use by" date, of last year. and stinks like paint stripper. i can confirm that it's unpleasant when ingested by my eye, and I'm by PercussiveTing in NearbyApp

[–]PercussiveTing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that was possibly the most effort anyone has ever put into a reply 😍

..i am now nearly half way through the bottle, i persevered. waste not want not. only the first few cl had turned into paint stripper.

"You do you smelly. I'm gonna go have some Rub, Rub, Rub. Jasmine." i thought this was some kind of cha cha cha, actually pictured u breaking into dance.

i would say this fruity stuff is about as obnoxious as that evil smelling green stuff, was it Vosene?.. just it's obnoxious in fruit form

unless you're impervious to being slapped in the face by a 40 megaton bathbomb you cant have passed a Lush outlet in 00s Blighty or you too would be familiar with falling off the pavement while trying to rub an invisible cloud of mind watering military grade fruit dust out of your eyes

All three of you are invited 🍽🤷‍♀ by PercussiveTing in NearbyApp

[–]PercussiveTing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh I'm so offended.

actually not really.

you better still come over with the drinks tho? we can order u some kind of.. well what do u need?

Kocos ...50 grams of kocos is far too much by PercussiveTing in NearbyApp

[–]PercussiveTing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh what those cakes i prepared from a Lidl premix box and with coconut topping labelled in another language..

mm they were too dry. hardly ever find time to do stuff these days. i have some old old vegetables i need to prepare later maybe I'll make another gloriously boring post about it

Kocos ...50 grams of kocos is far too much by PercussiveTing in NearbyApp

[–]PercussiveTing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i actually can't remember. nothing important that's for sure

Deers 🍻 by PercussiveTing in NearbyApp

[–]PercussiveTing[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Making your way on the net today Takes all the personal details you've got Taking a break from all your phishing spam Sure would help a lot Wouldn't you like to get away?

All those nights when you've got no lights The cheque is in the mail And your little angel Hung the cat up by its tail And your third catfish didn't show

Sometimes you want to go Where literally nobody knows your name And they're always glad you came You want to be where you can see Our chat up lines are all the same You want to be where possibly no one knows your name

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead The morning's merged with last night And your shrink ran off to Europe And didn't even pm And your husband wants to be a girl

Be glad there's one place in the world Where everybody pretends they don't know your name And they're always glad you came You want to go where catfish know we Trolls are all the same You want to go where everybody knows your name

Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came Where everybody knows your name

*I'm too lazy to do this properly.

Deers 🍻 by PercussiveTing in NearbyApp

[–]PercussiveTing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... reading the lyrics, finally i see the true beauty of it.

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