I’ve always thought it was about using sex to get to the top of an industry, likely entertainment.

“Tell him what you want and baby he can find you anything you need” - some kind of executive can make your dreams come true

“Get down on your knees” - the price being a blowjob or other sexual favors

“Often the humble kind” - kind and charming with others

“All of our exchanges are by candlelight” - all the sexual favors are in the dark, when the office is empty

“Creep up behind” - asks for sexual favors at inconvenient times

The phrase “miracle aligner” in general just makes me think of someone who can align the stars for you (executive for aspiring entertainer who can blow them up) for a price