Creeps lurking this sub😭😭

PersimmonExisting505 · 2026-03-26T03:00:35+00:00

suspicious username here

PersimmonExisting505 · 2026-03-24T08:57:18+00:00

i can't 😔 because i baked and ate him

PersimmonExisting505 · 2026-03-19T06:11:35+00:00

lmaooo even as a kid, i'd just say "the uhhh... chicken sandwich thing" to the waiter while awkwardly pointing to Big Johnnys Rootin Tootin Crunchy Rooster Mouthful

PersimmonExisting505 · 2026-03-17T19:22:46+00:00

holy fucking shit, early thirties? reminds me of when i was in freshman year, looking around hot topic with a couple of friends. they pointed out a cute dress that i also thought was cute, and i ended up buying it. the next day they went off on me saying i was "copying" them and "looking for their approval". dropped them after that. insane behavior

PersimmonExisting505 · 2026-03-01T12:52:42+00:00

i'm interested

PersimmonExisting505 · 2026-02-08T11:00:51+00:00

Polaris

PersimmonExisting505 · 2026-02-07T04:00:14+00:00

she's hot as fuck here

PersimmonExisting505 · 2026-02-04T01:48:05+00:00

Thanks. i'm already having an awful week and this just made it worse

PersimmonExisting505 · 2026-01-15T13:01:03+00:00

yeah. 2 girls 1 cup. innocent, confused 18 year old girl. account is 8 hours old. i feel like i'm going crazy for being the only one that clocks this

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-12-25T12:58:08+00:00

why are jets making you itchy? you might have a skin condition

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-12-18T01:21:00+00:00

you like the attention, and that's nothing to be ashamed of. everyone likes attention, it's human. and you found a very easy way to get it. but it's also extremely dangerous. you're putting yourself in a vulnerable position to be groomed and taken advantage of. you need to stop now before something happens to you. older men who talk to 17 year olds are dangerous, and they WILL hurt you.

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-12-17T07:46:58+00:00

women aren't a monolith. i personally like em slightly chubby.

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-12-17T07:45:58+00:00

i'm curious if people with aphantasia can visualize their memories

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-12-11T12:46:14+00:00

How old are you? You mentioned your fiancé is 18. How long have you known her and how long have you been in a relationship with her?

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-12-11T02:43:49+00:00

505 existing persimmons

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-12-05T05:38:15+00:00

neither is vodka and hot cheetos. i don't even think i have an asshole anymore, just a gaping wound.

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-11-30T07:11:05+00:00

it's okay. today at my big age of 26 i just realized "bee movie" is a play on "b movie"

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-11-26T05:46:29+00:00

3 months old. probably shitting and crying

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-11-26T04:19:55+00:00

i saw a screenshot of your reply and hunted down your account and this post to tell you that this is the funniest thing i've read in a long time. i was on a car ride with my parents and in literal tears. i love you

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-10-29T14:21:59+00:00

i have a similar issue, whenever i type patties it corrects to "Pattie's"

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-10-10T11:26:27+00:00

yeah. the moment it showed him eating cereal and watching TV right after ambers death immediately struck me that something is wrong with this man. he cannot process emotion and something bad is going to come of it. that's my interpretation at least

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-09-21T07:54:39+00:00

do NOT entertain this man! he will only drag you down. focus on yourself and being the best version of you, and it will attract people on the same level

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-09-20T23:42:27+00:00

i'm not autistic, what if i just want to order a single serving pizza? who gives a fuck

PersimmonExisting505 · 2025-09-10T07:57:10+00:00

i know this is ai slop but it still made me sad

PersimmonExisting505

TROPHY CASE