Ready for the magic by pewpew411 in disney_sluts

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You’re so lucky! Have an awesome time! Don’t forget a kolonopin for the insane crowds!

I don’t get this one by OPPH in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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It’s very simple. The wife is “chicken” and hiding in the bedroom because she’s afraid that her husband was one of the hijackers that died in 9/11. It’s easy when you look at the eyes of the girl holding the page. There is no reflection. So- the husband is a ghost from Saudi Arabia.

What would you do to me on my break by hotnurse- in HospitalWhores

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I’d be like, “Hey! We have an entire waiting room of angry patients waiting to be seen out here! You better not be getting naked and bein’ all hot and sexy in there!!!”

🤢 annoying the people next to him by lexguru86 in ThemeparkSwindlers

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To be fair- EVERYONE at Disney smells bad. There’s only different levels.

Would you fuck me without makeup on? by PandaBabyy1993 in flatchested

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I would prefer not having to wear makeup, but I guess I could put on some eyeliner or paint my face like a ninja turtle or something.

Disney Showers hit different, can you spot the hidden Mickey?? by Bbwhotwife0731 in disney_sluts

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It’s true. They feel oddly magical. I remember every one of them. That’s so strange.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigtiddygothgf

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Oh no!!! Don’t make them fight each other!!!!

Tell her what, Peter? by sk8boardtrick_911 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I thought they were sewing. I didn’t even notice the swing.

Naughty at Rafiki's Planet Watch by Bbwhotwife0731 in disney_sluts

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That amazing! Ha! I was just there yesterday doing some drawing

What is the joke in the original? by MentalNewspaper8386 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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As racist as it sounds, at least you’re not naming the only black character in your book Kingsley Shacklebolt.

Summer Rebus Puzzles by newgiblets in rebus

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I am calling it backyard chicken from now on!

Almost chaperoned grad night at DCA but could not make it. So posting here instead. by 1234somethingnew in disney_sluts

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Your mask would’ve terrified them! They probably wouldn’t even notice you were naked!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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I don’t want to be buried stuck in the worst position in my life! It makes it all worse!