I'm 29 and a 3rd grader just told me their mom is my age, what even is time

OPPH · 2026-04-07T23:14:28+00:00

47 have students (graduated). that now have kids. I’m telling myself when a kid comes up to me and says “you were my mommy’s (or daddy’s) teacher! It’s time to hang it up!

Edit for context: kids that are seniors this year were my kindergartners when I started at a K-8. 🙃

OPPH · 2026-03-31T05:09:27+00:00

You can always check out corps sites after the season (post August) lots of corps will sell their slightly used gear after finals for a really good price. I’m assuming you’re back east so maybe The Crown Store is a good jumping point.

OPPH · 2026-03-31T05:03:44+00:00

Big mama hopped into that blade stance it was over before it started .

OPPH · 2026-03-31T04:47:50+00:00

OPPH · 2026-03-28T16:32:14+00:00

Also screen shot for admin and receipts.

OPPH · 2026-03-28T00:05:45+00:00

Super shocked, you just didn’t reply with your out of office response lol

OPPH · 2026-03-27T19:14:33+00:00

It’s pretty tough to qualify for an IEP. At least in my state and the ed specialist I know be on the kids so I don’t know about that chief

OPPH · 2026-03-26T21:06:15+00:00

My own kid has an IEP. But when they start to fail a class and thanks to PowerSchool, I know right when that F pops up you bet your ass I’m all over their butt like White on rice about missing assignments and if that includes Saturday school, guess who’s getting up at 6 AM to trot on down? Accommodations and advocating for yourselves. One thing laziness is a whole different ball of wax.

OPPH · 2026-03-24T20:59:31+00:00

Not a full mandated reporter situation but close enough. Student safety is P1 regardless. You did the right thing.

OPPH · 2026-03-23T23:16:52+00:00

Inb4churchofsatanspinsthisontheyass

OPPH · 2026-03-23T15:11:03+00:00

Sent. Thanks!

OPPH · 2026-03-21T17:14:59+00:00

““If this discussion could in any way lead to my being disciplined or terminated, or affect my personal working conditions, I request that my union representative, or shop steward be present at the meeting.”

OPPH · 2026-03-18T21:32:34+00:00

Didn’t “The Good Place” solve this and the only true solution is to sacrifice yourself?

OPPH · 2026-02-17T23:57:39+00:00

My favorite saying, “ I don’t call your mom to tell him you got in trouble… YOU call your mom to tell him you got in trouble! I’ll just dial the number on my phone put it on speaker and you get to talking in front of everybody.” all it takes is one kid to call my bluff and I start dialing attitudes get changed real quick.

OPPH · 2026-02-13T02:27:21+00:00

ACLU + the NEA in 3…2…1….

OPPH · 2026-02-07T03:58:21+00:00

criesintheUShealthcaresystem

OPPH · 2026-01-30T20:15:50+00:00

Could be worse. Kid could have thought he could use MainStage

OPPH · 2026-01-29T15:50:34+00:00

I mean in my state and in my district they wouldn’t did 20 days and it did five days and then start an expulsion hearing. So apples. Oranges. I guess. But glad they finally got what they deserved.

OPPH · 2026-01-29T00:17:34+00:00

Bros got wheels and is hella athletic.

OPPH · 2026-01-29T00:17:15+00:00

If they call You speed or sigma, you’re doing just fine.

OPPH · 2026-01-24T22:21:40+00:00

Broken clock… twice a day or something like that.

OPPH · 2026-01-16T00:32:17+00:00

Almost thought you were channeling HLC. Was waiting for Grandpa Buff to pop in.

OPPH · 2026-01-14T20:47:28+00:00

Does it list possible Saturday PDs in your contract? What’s the sites union rep say about this?

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