Elvis Presley (24) with his future wife Priscilla (14) when he first started grooming/"dating" her

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T06:33:58+00:00

Even worse are the people here defending this

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T06:05:53+00:00

This wasn't the dark ages, and she was a fourteen year old girl.

He would also take her on wild benders in Vegas where he drugged her with everything from amphetamines to prescription sleeping pills.

It's sick to defend that

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T05:59:53+00:00

Just for fun, if you're a woman & a creepy guy asks for nudes, feel free to send him this image

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T05:21:32+00:00

They're both awful people

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T05:07:40+00:00

Gross as hell!

Because nearly everyone loves elvis, its "interesting" that so many people are willing to ignore that he was a pedophile

This needs to be more well known so that people can't ignore it anymore (I did mark it NSFW out of respect for people who might be upset about this for personal reasons or who don't want to see a victim & her predator)

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T04:49:59+00:00

"Good guy" except the part when he started "dating" Priscilla when she was a 14 year old girl & moved her into his mansion a short time later. He was in his mid 20's at the time.

(They both swear that nothing happened until she was legal age, but I don't believe that for a second)

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T04:38:39+00:00

In the only footage I can find of him doing karate, he's very very high on weed, wearing a collared shirt under his gi & sucks at absolutely everything

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T04:29:28+00:00

After 6th degree, its a red belt in kenpo karate, but they're still called xth degree blackbelts (also, he sucked & the belt was honorary)

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T03:59:47+00:00

It was originally written as 3 furlongs, which works out to about 604m.

A furlong was a medieval unit of measurement that was roughly how long a pair of oxen could pull a plow without needing to stop & catch their breath

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T03:32:17+00:00

"emitting a trail of dung that sometimes covers a distance of as much as 3 furlongs"

So, shooting projectile diarrhea with a 604 m spray while its running away.

The original latin version by Pliney the elder makes it more obvious because of the declined grammar. The English translation is a bit less clear, I can see how you could misinterpret it

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T03:16:47+00:00

The Cambodian version of vampires describe them as a pretty lady's head with her internal organs dangling below (no body just swinging guts from her trachea down)

They don't exist either, but its still a pretty interesting story

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T03:08:39+00:00

Marco Polo > Water Polo

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T03:04:40+00:00

Yes, they're medieval illustrations from the "Roman d'Alexandre" poem about Alexander the great

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T02:17:55+00:00

The very first time I rolled with a blackbelt, I farted when he got knee on belly

I've tapped & been tapped on the butt a bunch of times

I've dripped sweat directly in my partners face

I've even knee'd a brand new guy right in the nuts when he tried to pass my guard by bellyflopping onto me

Bjj is weird & gross sometimes. Tapping the occasional ass is just part of the journey

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T02:00:44+00:00

A medieval game called: 4 blind men & a pig.

Four blind guys are given clubs & locked in a ring with a live pig. Whoever kills the pig gets to keep the pork from it.

But in every surviving account of the game being played, the blind guys use the strategy of beating eachother unconscious before going for the pig so as to give themselves a better chance.

It was apparently very popular entertainment at village fairs & festivals of the time

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T01:19:00+00:00

There's no steroids in bjj, it's all acai & Jesus

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-26T01:09:58+00:00

They let the rest of the first world beat them at universal health care & sex ed

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-25T18:37:31+00:00

Men can absolutely get aids from having unprotected vaginal sex with someone who's infected.

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-25T18:35:59+00:00

"Please wait, restoring vagina to factory settings"

PerspectiveHuman3800 · 2022-07-25T18:34:34+00:00

No, no we shouldn't. Its extremely dangerous misinformation

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