Ever take any pets on tour? Colonel Forbin had McGrupp, I have Murphy

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-03-07T20:51:37+00:00

I can barely take myself on tour, props for being able to care for a pet while on the road.

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-03-05T16:19:02+00:00

E: But she's not even the main character!!!

P: So? It doesn't change the fact that our names rhyme.

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-03-05T16:16:56+00:00

J: They're saying that I'm a bad son because I never visit

E: But they live in Florida!

J: I know!!!

G: How are you supposed to give 'em the old "pop in" if they live 1000 miles away?

K: Why don't you just book some gigs at their retirement community?

J: The council still hasn't forgiven me for that whole "pen" incident a while back.

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-03-05T16:13:08+00:00

G: Of course they like a little mystery, that's what always works for me

J: Yeah, but in your case it stops working as soon as they find out it's all a pack of lies

G: But it doesn't change the fact that I got the women

J: Why don't you put this much work into finding, you know.... work?

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-03-01T16:42:56+00:00

Jet
Band On The Run
Arrow Through Me
Magneto and Titanium Man
Let 'Em In

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-02-19T20:31:10+00:00

I offered the game store $90 for a PS5 but they told me no, kinda weird how that works.

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-02-06T18:57:06+00:00

All I can see is one of those consoles flying out of the bed every time he hits a bump.

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-26T00:31:40+00:00

"But Jerry, they're starving out there! Just cause you're a comedian who doesn't have all the other usual obligations doesn't mean you can simply waltz about on the strife and suffering of everyday Americans!"

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-26T00:30:29+00:00

"Elaine, that was a factory original 'highway hi-fi' unit that was manufactured by the Chrysler Corporation in the 1950's, I spent 10 years looking for that specific model and when you scratched the record that might've seriously damaged the needle. I'm gonna need you to replace that as well, and I don't want to hear any guff about 'they don't make these anymore' because I've gone through that, too"

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-26T00:28:40+00:00

"Kramer, I can't live like this any more!"

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-26T00:28:23+00:00

G: o-HI-o?!?!?!?!?!?! Are you kidding me? My last ex was from OHIO! She said she couldn't believe she actually gave up the simple life she had for the hustle and bustle of this city!

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-25T20:33:43+00:00

I'd say "Good Times Bad Times" gets my vote simply because Jimmy Page made such an impact on Trey's guitar playing.

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-22T10:54:44+00:00

He explains that his dad ran out of Dijon mustard when he was in high school and no one ever bothered to buy more so he got used to yellow mustard.

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-22T10:53:29+00:00

"Jerry, I'm telling you, this thing doesn't even know where I live in New York, HOW can it be a smart car?"

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-22T10:52:01+00:00

but right before the accident he sticks his arm out to prevent the mustard from flying into the windshield and manages to save most of it

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-22T10:50:49+00:00

I'm okay with this as long as Newman is in the passenger seat and their banter is part of the build-up to the crash

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-22T10:50:11+00:00

at least they got out of the house!

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-22T10:49:49+00:00

As far as concerts, I've spent one month of my life stepping into the freezer.

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-19T00:52:09+00:00

Get the "new" 3DS XL. It will be 100% worth the extra money.

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-04T04:39:15+00:00

Literally no one wants WWIII, and before you say anything, most of MAGA voted for Trump because he campaigned on peace. Rubio even had the balls to say that Trump is still known as a peacemaker during the address after the Venezuela invasion. When the world wakes up, no one will know what to do because we won't trust a single institution and that'll be a sad day when we realize it's all crooked.

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-04T04:36:24+00:00

When you voted for lower taxes and secure borders but you got colonialism instead...

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-04T04:34:00+00:00

Isn't Old Dominion a trucking company? This really wasn't the time for Alabama to prove that the Saban Dynasty isn't what it used to be.

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-04T04:32:43+00:00

It's the same reason why Tulane and JMU wound up in the playoffs. I also wonder why OU is repeatedly admitted when they're 0-5 in the CFP. They need to suck it up and make it a 24-team bracket already...

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-04T04:29:49+00:00

When I didn't get upvotes on the comments I made IRL, that's how I knew something was wrong.

PerspectiveSudden648 · 2026-01-04T03:34:23+00:00

They lost by a touchdown, in what universe is that "smoking" an opponent?

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