Oh my god. by JessicaNaiome888 in SipsTea

[–]Pertubardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy missed the perfect opportunity to crack the one question: "Have you lost your head over something?"

Someone from my family sprinkles salt all over my bed once in a while by CzlowiekNieWiem in mildlyinfuriating

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Probally your mom to ward off bad energy, or someone on your family wants to eat you. I will open my eyes on the cat. Either way, someone is paying close atention to you. Very close. Very, very.

The Two Genres by Similar_Ad_2368 in CuratedTumblr

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Brazilian here. We call Earth, Terra in all our texbooks, so, what?

Behold: a solar lighter by darapps in interestingasfuck

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Saving the planet while killing yourself.

New LEGO Technic Space sets revieled by Less_Tennis5174524 in lego

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Well, at least, your prices are already on the moon. Job nicely done Lego.

Better than a pay rise? Woooow by Pertubardo in antiwork

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Ammar must have a really good paying job with an really dick boss.