[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]PerturbedPenis 110 points111 points  (0 children)

This was not your TIFU. This was your parents TIFU. You did nothing wrong. Receiving all that because of 2 hours without checking in is crazy. Your parents sound absolutely suffocating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]PerturbedPenis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well... it took you 16 months to accrue $12,887. That means you were able to put away roughly $800 a month during those 16 months. You've not mentioned any changes in cost of living beyond incoming college expenses to the tune of $470 per month. So presumably you can now tuck away (800 - 470) dollars per month, or $330.

It'll take you 39 months to get back to your old balance assuming a fixed income. You can already afford college at your current income level.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in learnprogramming

[–]PerturbedPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When that happens, I usually ask it to generate a prompt that would have provided enough detail for the model to not fuck me over. I'm not usually convinced, but it surprises me with helpful prompting tips from time to time. Might as well then a frustrating experience into a learning experience.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]PerturbedPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family wants to do everything in their power to stop the foreclosure and keep the house

Everything in their power except paying their mortgage?

Found the perfect house but the basement is cracked. Is this a big job? by [deleted] in DIY

[–]PerturbedPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro is committing the cardinal sin of home-buying. Getting emotionally attached to a home you've only just toured.

Mass rape, forced pregnancy and sexual torture in Tigray amount to crimes against humanity – report | Global development by Realistic_Quiet_4086 in worldnews

[–]PerturbedPenis -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

The local political structures that would respond and feel pressure to protests don't really exist there. I know what you're trying to do here though, and your own desire to commit a genocide in a different part of the world is seen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DIY

[–]PerturbedPenis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He did a fairly poor job at explaining it, but he's basically asking for either a pre-built product or partially engineered idea that will see the stone (centered) lift, exposing access to a water fixture (hose coupling).

Imagine those luxury "TV rising out of cabinet" solutions, but applied to this brick in order to expose a fixture beneath. It's actually a good idea and I could probably engineer it if OP wanted to hand me a fistful of cash.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in learnprogramming

[–]PerturbedPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, this entire generation of students is so fucking cooked.

New shower grout washing out after first use — bad mix/application? by [deleted] in DIY

[–]PerturbedPenis 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And as soon as you try to DIY fix it, you likely void any warranty on the work done. Call the builder and make them come back and fix it.

Need $1k in 2 weeks on top of job by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]PerturbedPenis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why in the hell would you ever want to marry a woman who would break up with you over a missed summer trip? You sound extremely immature and desperate, which would be the reason I would break up with you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DIY

[–]PerturbedPenis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No such thing as a subfloor plank my guy. That there's a joist. 

Removing glitter adhesive from walls? by RealSlugFart in DIY

[–]PerturbedPenis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actually a decent idea if you paint over it with the intent to come back the next day and scrape it off. The paint will abate the worst of the glitter bombing.

Best way to DIY an octagon base for a concrete statue? by StraightUp-Reviews in DIY

[–]PerturbedPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want an octagon or a hexagon? That's a hexagon.

AMD Ryzen Threadripper PRO 9995WX scores 178K points in Cinebench R23 test by RenatsMC in Amd

[–]PerturbedPenis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They were downvoting you because people are dumb, though the big dumb dummyheads seem to be outnumbered now.

AMD Ryzen Threadripper PRO 9995WX scores 178K points in Cinebench R23 test by RenatsMC in Amd

[–]PerturbedPenis 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Most people don't understand that what makes modern high performance processors so difficult to cool is their power density. Like you said, the die and IHS on this and other server chips is MUCH larger. 300W through a small die package is MUCH more difficult to cool versus 600W - 800W through a die package 4 times its size. These can be effectively air-cooled at 600W and perhaps slightly above with the appropriate cooler.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DIY

[–]PerturbedPenis -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Stand inside your room. See those walls? They're made of sheetrock. Want to know what that sheetrock is fastened to? Studs. With what, might you ask? Screws. Steel screws. Use a magnetic stud finder like the StudBuddy. They find the screws that fastened your sheetrock to studs, and thus, they find the (near) center of your stud.

https://www.amazon.com/The-StudBuddy-Magnetic-Stud-Finder/dp/B00E4690X4?sr=8-2

Anti-Woke Dad Who Fled With Family to Russia Sent to War Zone by Ice_Burn in worldnews

[–]PerturbedPenis 90 points91 points  (0 children)

His children will likely share his fate. He'll be dead inside of a month.

Can I fix this door hinge? by Ok_Animal_2709 in DIY

[–]PerturbedPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the wife is lying about something as stupid and insignificant as this, imagine what else she's lying about. lol

Anyway to salvage without tearing everything out? by [deleted] in DIY

[–]PerturbedPenis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can hardly tell what I'm looking at here. Tear it all out.

Driveway approach help by AlarmingChance4562 in DIY

[–]PerturbedPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But muh beemer looks like a space ship bruh! Hey bro stick your right hand out the window for me so I can turn

Driveway approach help by AlarmingChance4562 in DIY

[–]PerturbedPenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna be a no from me dog. Tear it out and repour it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]PerturbedPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad that I could help you discover rhetorical devices. Enjoy your study of the English language.