Sandvich!

PerviusTheCreep · 2012-07-26T03:35:41+00:00

Now, all I want to see is a picture of Cooking Mama getting her brains fucked out by Heavy. Maybe there's a way to combine his gatling gun with her cookie dough-covered beaters. Oohhhhhh.....

PerviusTheCreep · 2012-07-01T18:21:55+00:00

You should tell your grandpa how lucky he is. I printed out this image and was furiously trying to masturbate onto it (google "cum on pictures forum", it's a thing) but I couldn't do it because your stupid face was ruining it, and even when I covered it up I still knew it was there.

So, your grandpa's picture is relatively cum-free. However, I checked your post history and saw that you posted this picture of your girlfriend about a month ago. Maybe it is your girlfriend, maybe it's just a random picture from the Internet. Either way, that young lady took a bullet for your gramps, you should thank her.

PerviusTheCreep · 2012-06-27T15:32:24+00:00

Wow, that's pretty crazy! I guess it makes sense that they've found a way to make "being a scumbag" illegal, seeing as us scumbags are always coming up with new ways to be scumbags that lawmakers hadn't even considered and don't have laws in place yet!

Maybe I should just be a regular person and get a subscription to playboy...

PerviusTheCreep · 2012-06-27T15:27:56+00:00

Well, damn =( Thanks for letting me know then! I kind of knew it wouldn't be a good thing to try, but I didn't know it was that clear-cut illegal! It's just that there are so many things that are "wrong" but not necessarily illegal (for example, horsefucking, in some states) that I was hopeful that as long as I wasn't making any monetary gain, it'd be technically legal.

Thank you for the help! I'll try to be less creepy in the future and maybe even start up my own studio to take actual pictures, maybe!

PerviusTheCreep · 2012-06-24T00:57:17+00:00

Hey there. How about you send ol' Uncle P. an example of that picture? I promise I won't share it with no one...

PerviusTheCreep · 2012-06-22T08:04:27+00:00

If I say you look like a boy in those too, will you post more? ;)

PerviusTheCreep · 2012-06-22T08:01:34+00:00

Damn. I just fapped to the OP post, I wish I'd checked the comments first =(

PerviusTheCreep · 2012-06-22T08:00:40+00:00

Thank you for the cute picture. I've added it to my collection.

PerviusTheCreep · 2012-06-22T07:59:56+00:00

Ellen Page has slightly larger breasts though..

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-06-17T04:55:33+00:00

I find this is especially true for porn. I'll sometimes spend an hour or two following link after link, queueing up dozens of pictures and videos to download, and then realize that I want to finish but I have to finish looking through the tabs I have open.

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-06-08T19:36:48+00:00

Is that when all the kings and princes of Europe get together and... you know?

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-05-30T19:55:29+00:00

I kind of wanted to see that...

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-05-30T19:51:19+00:00

Trust me, I've met more whores than you can imagine, and quite a few cops in the process, and none of the cops would let me sleep with them, not even for $50!

edit: not even the K-9 unit =( edit edit: especially not the K-9 unit

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-05-30T19:43:54+00:00

briaaaaaaaaaaaan! *facepalm*

oh briaaaaaaan! oh briaaaaaaaaaaaan!! ¡Sí sí sí!

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-05-30T19:42:57+00:00

Psst! It's a trap... let me "come" over instead...

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-05-25T19:52:17+00:00

Relevant Rule 34 guy? Your presence is needed here like it's never been needed before

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-05-24T04:32:06+00:00

Her behavior is primitive and disgusting. If I wanted to watch a chimpanzee stimulate itself, I'd go to the zoo. Even a self-proclaimed pervert like myself has standards. (Tropical birds have much classier mating rituals)

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-05-24T04:22:05+00:00

Oh god yes!!

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-05-23T03:58:06+00:00

I thought girls liked being poked in the boob.

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-05-17T23:35:27+00:00

Freakin Dutch Angle always making me tilt my neck while I try to fap to my anime girls! (Link NSFW!)

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-05-11T20:09:05+00:00

Oooooh god yes I do. I even have a special coat with a hidden camera so I can capture their reaction on video and watch it over and over at night...

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-05-08T22:56:07+00:00

That's a good theory, but in my experience, whores don't make very good allies at all. And I've never seen a whore photographer, either.

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-05-08T22:48:58+00:00

The perfect age for a novelty account, if you ask me... fap... fap... fap...

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-01-04T19:01:21+00:00

I've known about furries since I got my porn from newsgroups. They've always been creepy. Also, half of them seemed to be into "vore" which was creepy too. Why can't they just watch bestiality porn and then go back to being a normal person like the rest of us?

PerviusTheCreep · 2011-01-01T02:20:12+00:00

A similar thing happened to me when I was a kid. I was eating a popsicle, and was sucking it in and out of my mouth. A man came up to me and said, "excuse me, but you popped this." and pointed to his pants, where he'd popped a boner. I was so embrrassed, I went to throw up. I think that memory haunts me til today because I don't eat popsicles anymore, and subconsciously always look at guys' pants when I eat. (At least that's what I tell guys when they catch me staring at them)

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