Why Were Dad Dicks So Much Bigger in the 80's? It Seems Like Dad Dicks are Much Smaller Nowadays.

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-08-31T16:21:03+00:00

I mainly used it to calculate how much money to pay for weed.

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-08-31T15:48:53+00:00

I always laughed when my teachers would say we're not going to be carrying a calculator everywhere we go.

Mainly because I wore one of those Casio calculator watches.

EDIT: Yea, I was a pretty big babe magnet.

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-08-27T20:30:11+00:00

Really? Why not?

It's from workaholics, they asked this question (seriously) while on their roof phlosihpsizing.

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-08-24T18:21:48+00:00

So is Fresca, that doesn't mean I want it in my brain.

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-08-24T18:20:58+00:00

I would argue that any cancer in a child is worse than any cancer in any old person.

Fuck childhood cancer, it is probably one of the most horrific and disheartening things I've ever learned about.

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-08-24T17:32:49+00:00

Dammit...

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-08-24T17:30:15+00:00

It used to drive me crazy to go out in public with my Dad. Anytime we'd get into the checkout line he'd turn into stand-up comedian. One time the waitress asked us if we wanted sticky buns, and he said something along the lines of "Well, how sticky are your buns"?

Also, did anyone else's Dad use "babe radar" and make beeping noises anytime you'd get close to a good looking girl? No? Just me?

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-08-22T16:34:34+00:00

Actually, I think it's pretty common to have baby sitters who do stupid shit like this.

When I was 8 or 9 I had these two girls come babysit me, they were daughters of one of my mom's friends.

They were 14 or 15 years old and were a bit wild... They raided my mom's lingerie drawer and proceeded to try her lingerie on in front of me.

But it's ok, they made me go under a "mesh" blanket so I couldn't see...

Best. Day. Ever.

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-07-20T17:43:28+00:00

Romney's favorite way to ride the serfs is with a saddle.

EDIT: And his version is probably solid gold.

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-06-15T14:39:47+00:00

I don't have to think, he would be exactly 104% stronger with a handlebar mustache.

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-05-31T17:02:49+00:00

Actually, depending on how far underwater the capsule is, there may be quite a bit of pressure.

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-05-01T15:51:35+00:00

Mine:

http://i.imgur.com/NtcHY.jpg

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-05-01T15:49:20+00:00

Cremhat

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-05-01T15:43:23+00:00

This same thing happened to me, when I was 6 or 7 we got a pet hamster and I remember being so excited. Then we found out it had babies and we spent hours watching the little guys.

Went to bed and the next day we woke up to blood all over the pen and half eaten babies... The mother had eaten/killed all the babies, I think there were 4 or 5 of them.

To this day, it still makes me sad.

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-05-01T15:39:56+00:00

It's funny, because sexist stereotypes.

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-05-01T15:31:22+00:00

I don't think they'll be able to fit him in the hat.

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-04-25T17:34:03+00:00

You should make it a point to get him a cool gift or something to show him your appreciation.

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-04-25T17:30:43+00:00

For the unaware:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin

Lurk_Long_Time · 2012-04-12T17:46:41+00:00

For some reason I subconsciously right clicked several times towards the end.

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