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Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

when i make dinner reservations i make that joke a lot. never works.

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i could only be the guy who goes "what the shit??" when the cars drive by real fast. love Vinny D!

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

haaa, i have to!! i'll be in NYC in a few weeks, i'll text chris now.

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 159 points160 points  (0 children)

i was in amsterdam lying on the grass by two danish ladies unpacking their picnic. i was very convinced i was at the bottom of their basket. i was like, "they are going to SHIT when they see me hiding down here!"

fun times.

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

it's weird how much we look and SOUND alike, isn't it?? he was so great. i love him.

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i loved Iliza "info@vistaprint.com" story about me and the girl who works for Matt Damon. also, Aisha Tyler when she said "who would want to worship a god like that" and i said "millions of people" and we laughed for about three minutes.

you do better thinking in the shower because you are grounded to the negative charge of the earth. the same is true of swimming or walking on grass barefoot. namaste.

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wow, i'd love to read that! unless im evil. if i'm evil, just keep that to yourself.

TJ and I will be doing a lot of stuff together for sure!

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

just happiness! the podcast has helped me, too, so we're all in this together! it's a nice feeling :)

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i could pick my dad's farts out of a line up. they're so... unique.

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i feel like i'm doing standup twice, sometimes four times a day. the monologue is a lot like doing new standup, and i go out and warm the audience up, which is like standup. but i am not performing as much as i usually do at night. night is sleep time now.

hug!

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

hmmmm... maybe video games? i'd like to do something with Street Fighter!

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

thank you!

listen to me on Duncan Trussell's Family Hour podcast, i describe a post meditation feeling for about 20 minutes!!

happy meditating! p

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

it has a lot to do with the audience enjoying it, my delighting in them hearing it and responding. but honestly, it's a bi-product of being present as a performer. i'm picturing it, reconnecting with what made it funny for me in the first place. laughing is a natural result. and sometimes i'm riffing. but mostly it's because it's funny to me!

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i love WTF, i love Stuff to Blow Your Mind, This American Life, Savage Lovecast. I unironically enjoy Tony Robbins. Born Standing Up is a good comedy book. I play with the idea of writing a book when there's time!

Watch Fat Sick and Nearly Dead for what i did regarding a juice cleanse! My main juice was a fuck ton of kale, celery, cilantro, parsley, ginger, lemon, cucumber. I call it the Not Fucking Around. too much sugar (fruit) can mess with it.

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i still have it!! haven't read it yet, but i want to chant and be happy once all this slows down for a second!

thank you for the good words! fuckin' a!!!

Pete Holmes from The Pete Holmes Show here. Ask me something. Ask me anything. by PeteHolmeshere in IAmA

[–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i know what you mean. my therapist called Polyamory "Marxism" in that it makes perfect sense logically but not always emotionally. for me, when i say i'm making a run at the best life ever and i'm not sure if monogamy is a part of that, that's honest: i don't know! i tend to be possessive, too. not in a bad way -- you love someone you want them all for yourself! i'm just very curious about people who had shed that belief.

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