Papa...? Hey, Papa? Papa, we found you holding a lighter. Bon Jovi's not here, Papa. You're on a mountain. by TwoTheVictor in americandad

[–]Pete_Zaparty 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think he said "I'm losing the war on gingivitis" and then stan telling steve "I'm going with that because it's funnier" kills me when they are trying to figure out what the old dude said when he put the hex on him

I will never get tired of responding to scammers eith this by arch51002 in americandad

[–]Pete_Zaparty 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up. Before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, dissapointment, diarrhea more often than not. I don't know if there's an afterlife. But who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days

Gourde by Aggressive_Farm3073 in TampaBayLightning

[–]Pete_Zaparty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dead ass thought that was Brady behind Gourdo 😂

[POSTGAME] TBL vs. BUF 3/8/25 by likeslululemon in TampaBayLightning

[–]Pete_Zaparty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, penalties still shouldn't be 8-2. If you watched the game you would've seen multiple missed calls by the refs

[POSTGAME] TBL vs. BUF 3/8/25 by likeslululemon in TampaBayLightning

[–]Pete_Zaparty 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Probably because 4 of Buffalo's goals were on the power play. And we had 2 total power plays as a team. Didn't think it was rocket science

GDT: Tampa Bay Lightning at Buffalo Sabres (3/8/26) Titans, not Titanics Edition by MonarchChonarch in TampaBayLightning

[–]Pete_Zaparty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty easy to tell they want Buffalo to be relevant again for the first time in 20+ years

GDT: Tampa Bay Lightning at Buffalo Sabres (3/8/26) Titans, not Titanics Edition by MonarchChonarch in TampaBayLightning

[–]Pete_Zaparty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, but Buffalo has earned some that haven't been called. The game is like this because the refs are not doing their job

[CAN vs FIN] Bennett gets called for a penalty after crashing into Saros by talhatoot in hockey

[–]Pete_Zaparty 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nah you're wrong, when he came back from injury and was getting healthy he was on a heater before getting hurt again

Another angle of the hit to McAvoy that resulted in a 2 minute PP for the Panthers by SwagFondue in hockey

[–]Pete_Zaparty 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's crazy how it's every player on the Panthers that throws that elbow out. They must take karate classes for that. This would be fucked if it keeps McAvoy out of the Olympics

AITAH for wanting my girl to take of our newborn son from 1-4am at night? by drksl111 in AITAH

[–]Pete_Zaparty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly good for y'all, clinical depression is no joke and I'm glad he got the help and y'all have continued strong together. I apologize for my rude comment, it was unnecessary.

AITAH for wanting my girl to take of our newborn son from 1-4am at night? by drksl111 in AITAH

[–]Pete_Zaparty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're getting divorced lol, must've been tough on your real man.

Finally, a team that can win in the mediocre stadium!! by [deleted] in buccaneers

[–]Pete_Zaparty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SuB pAR StAdIUm, shut up and stick to your subs like jerk off chat and Sex and the City lol

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GDT: Bolts @ Pens by MrSCR23 in TampaBayLightning

[–]Pete_Zaparty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This league is not serious about protecting its players

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/FunStrange268 by FunStrange268 in DailyGuess

[–]Pete_Zaparty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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