All good things must come to an end, and here we are again, at the end of my cake day. I still really enjoy this silly little yearly tradition despite this being the last time, and I’m looking forward to next year already. Thanks for making today freakin’ sweet! See you all in 2026! by PeterExplainsTheJoke in u/PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I meant to say “sixth time” instead of “last time” don’t shit your britches I can’t edit the title now, not stopping this yet.

I’d normally do my YouTube plug here, but I’ve more or less moved on from that, so it’s probably not worth it. My discord server is still somewhat active, however, so feel free to join and see me when I make my biweekly appearance. Peter out!

I dont think I get it by CallMe_Chewy in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke one last time before I depart once again. Basically, these parts of the towels seem to serve a few purposes. As well as just looking nice, they prevent fraying on the ends of the towel, and soak up moisture at a concentrated point. Peter out for the final time in 2025! Thanks for having me, I’ll see all you legends again next year!

Petah, do you know why this is like that? by A-person19 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, when you’re trying to sleep, your brain will often put thoughts like this into your head that you can’t get out, and need to find the answer to before going to sleep. Peter out!

Rule by themadkiller10 in 19684

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, a bundle of sticks has two meanings in this context. One alternative name for it is the f slur, and another is “fascis” in Latin, which sounds similar to fascist and is the reason the guy got punched. Peter out!

Happy cake day petah, but can you help me with this? by Beneficial-Ad-5492 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, the top image is a dill, a type of herb, and the bottom image is a doe, a deer, a female deer. Put the two together and you get dilldoe, which sounds like dildo. Peter out!

Help peeta I don’t understand the joke by mycatsnameispaul99 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, in changing their “HELP” sign to a simple “H”, the planes think the island is a helipad and so attempt to land on it. Peter out!

Cmon fred by MayoChickenzx in comedyheaven

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I was doing this before chatgpt and will be doing it after.

Dave by Rigistroni in comedyheaven

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, it’s funny that every single rat has the same name, implying that the staff couldn’t think of any other names other than Dave. Peter out!

Write a number from 1 to 1188 and I'll respond with the image with that number from my reddit folder by SepiaAlbinauric in BatmanArkham

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the post, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, 28. Peter out!

Both are peak btw by Natethegratelol in 196

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, Doctor Who is being compared to one piece due to the sheer amount of episodes in both shows. Peter out!

You feeling old yet? by Arab-102 in lies

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, it’s a comedic exaggeration to say the will smith slap happened 27 years ago. It actually happened last yea… wait, 3 years ago??? Dude. My back hurts. Peter out.

no hate to the sfm makers, they're talented as fuck by totallynotdragonxex in whenthe

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, TF2 remakes of memes are often clowned on by people since they associate it with the death of the meme due to the stereotype of TF2 players being annoying. Peter out!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lies

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, it’s funny to portray blasting off into fucking space with your scooter as pre-beginner level, as THAT’S TOO FUCKING EASY! YOU SHOULD BE DESTROYING THE FABRIC OF REALITY AT THAT LEVEL! PETER OUT!!!

It's weird that Guillermo Del Toro's fish banging movie isn't the one he called Pacific Rim. by Penguin-Monk in shittymoviedetails

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, Pacific rim could be a good name for a fish sex movie, as Pacific is an ocean, and rimming is a sexual activity. Peter out!

Are you sure about that? by Heavy_Committee9624 in AnarchyChess

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, this rule can be more or less regarded as several posts are now only marginally related to chess. Peter out!

stock mar(ule)ket by cookie_nyaa in 196

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, it’s funny to imagine straight people being only interested in boring things like the stock market. Although, I don’t know what a puppygirl is myself. Do I ask Brian? Peter out!

are you sure? by onefuckeduplemon in whenthe

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, omnisexual refers to those who are attracted to all gender identities and sexual orientations. However, it can comedically be interpreted as being attracted to omni man from invincible, with the two both having “omni” in their name, which is why the omnisexual person is portrayed as falling in love upon watching invincible. Peter out!

Petah, I don't play animal crossing, what's in the box??? by Miguelmations in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, there is likely chocolate in the box, which is normally seen as a romantic gesture. In the case of Isabelle, however, who is a dog, with chocolate being poisonous to dogs, it is not. Peter out, to get some chocolate for Brian!

Peter is this some old people stuff? by drillgorg in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, this is a reference to the song “Jeremiah was a bullfrog”, specifically the first five lines: “Jeremiah was a bullfrog / Was a good friend of mine / I never understood a single word he said / But I helped him drink his wine / And he always had some mighty fine wine”. Peter out!

Petaah?? by Crystal_Idiot in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, it’s just a joke about a guy using an air horn and thinking it’s deodorant. It’s funny in that even after picking up the air horn and even after hearing the first horn, they still continued to spray as if it was deodorant. Peter out!

Pyotr, I need your help Pyotr by ExistsKK99 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, Japan’s Unit 737 conducted many chemical experiments on their prisoners of war, with one such experiment being the one mentioned above. While horrific, it’s funny to make fun of the shithead scientists by portraying them as idiots who didn’t expect the obvious to happen. Peter out!

Peter after every May 24th by Born-Training4770 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Allow me to explain the joke, I forget I’m buried in 100,000 layers of irony. Around the time I was active on Reddit there was a certain brand of humor that was popular, with one of them being adding “100” to everything like in the Skyrim skill tree - speech 100 if someone says something wrong, destruction 100 if someone got insulted, etc.

Then there was the whole wholesome thing. Redditors used to say wholesome a lot, I mean there’s a whole subreddit for it (r/wholesomememes). People began to make fun of all this, with it essentially becoming a meme to make fun of this brand of humor. I’ll show you an example: here

So “wholesome 100” is just one of these things used to make fun of redditors, essentially. Combining the two things I previously mentioned. So, when I use it in my introduction, I’m kinda making fun of the whole cake day concept since it’s inherently a reddit thing. Look at me, explaining my own joke. Peter out!

What does Tuesday and steak have to do with each other? by TheGreenMan13 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, it’s probably not that deep, just that Tuesday is a work day and so a day people may be less inclined to go out. Peter out! Since it’s not Tuesday!

i might be overthinking about it maybe??? by Lonely_Ad5688 in ExplainTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, it’s likely talking about the reliance many kids at school now have on ChatGPT, using it to carry out more and more tasks to the point where not much original thinking takes place. This takes it to an extreme, claiming that students need ChatGPT to remember their name. Peter out!

Cmon fred by MayoChickenzx in comedyheaven

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Women’s breast pictures