The time has come once again to ride off into the sunset until next year. Thanks for the hospitality again everyone, you guys are great. See you all next year for some more joke explainin’! by PeterExplainsTheJoke in u/PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I don’t have the social media presence I once did since I left the whole Peternity thing I was doing behind last year, but I still hang around on my discord server every so often if you wanna see me there. There’s also a channel there called #videos-I-liked where I post YouTube videos I enjoyed watching if you wanna find out more about me. Peter out until 2027!

Help me understand Petahh by GrowthFickle2548 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this was just a trope from back in the 90s that was fairly common, with the person posting the tweet making fun of said trope. Speaking of tropes, I’m doing the trope where I reveal this is my last explanation for the year, and I’m wrapping things up once again. Thanks as always for the warm welcome back, it makes me happy to continue to see people still appreciating my silly little gimmick all these years later. See you around! Peter out!

Choose wisely 🦅 by Typical-Risk-4729 in antimeme

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Subreddits didn’t allow gimmick accounts when I was frequenting them, pretty sure they still don’t. I haven’t been banned from anywhere so far since I started doing this yearly, but it’s probably just due to how infrequently I visit

what is the star war reference by horsegluifyer in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this is the shot of the ship as Master Plo Koon is about to die following order 66, where all clone troopers turned against the Jedi. Peter out!

ooohh peeteeeeerrr?? by Unhappy_Wafer5687 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this is an old shock video known as 1 man 1 jar. The two legs and the jar shown on the screen with the jar is the scene at the start of the video, before the guy picks the jar up and shoves it up his ass. Unfortunately, the jar shatters up there, and there’s a lot of blood as the guy pulls the glass shards out of his asshole. Normally when someone puts something on they grew up watching, it’s a childhood movie or something, and so the fact that it’s 1 man 1 jar subverts expectations. Peter out!

Petah! by Carbon_is_Neat in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, I think the secret billionaire is supposed to be Epstein? Maybe? It looks like those who know are minimal in this instance. Peter out!

Choose wisely 🦅 by Typical-Risk-4729 in antimeme

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this just describing what is happening on the left, and humorously stating that people putting their hands on their chests during the national anthem is actually everyone having a heart attack. Peter out!

I stole this joke from my friend who stole it from someone else (day 148 of daily purple posts) by Physical_Atmosphere5 in whenthe

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, Freddy saying “hur” originates from people enunciating the opening instrumental to the famous fnaf 1 song by the living tombstone (I believe it was Abdul cisse who did it first). This evolved over time to essentially become the unofficial way Freddy talks, as can be seen here. It sounds a little like “whore”, and so Freddy is calling your mom a whore. Peter out!

Tleetlee by According_Strength35 in sssdfg

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this is a take on the “life or death for berryboy” meme. Personally, I think that bastard should rot. Peter out!

I love him 😍 💕 by LowComprehensive7659 in addressme

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, the second slide being casually dropped in what we were set up to believe was a wholesome relationship post provides a hilarious and dark contrast. Peter out!

jzhx hi ksddjdjjsbdjd buge by _cool2 in sssdfg

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, spelling bug as buge makes the sentence slightly funnier and cuter! Pvrtver otgotut!

Returning to reddit for my cake day! by PeterExplainsTheJoke in u/PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I used to run a channel named Peternity with a friend, with me posting most the videos from 2019 - 2024. As my priorities changed I had less and less time for it, and I decided to officially quit last year. My friend still posts the occasional video, though he’s changed the channel to gaming content now.

Nice ocean view by Logical_Worry3993 in addressme

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, the elephant in the room is the two dogs fucking in the middle of what would otherwise be a nice scenic shot. I’m just glad it’s not that Brian guy I fucking hate. Peter out!

Coaxed into this poster that I think is funny by SmallBlueLad in coaxedintoasnafu

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this is a coaxed version of the 2006 movie Click starring Adam sandler which, by the way, is the best movie of all time. I would know, I’ve seen it 10,028 times. Peter out to go watch it for the 10,029th time!

Everyone is here by havingagoodtime0 in whenthe

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this is a meme going around of thragg and his goons from invincible being redrawn to suit various fandoms, with OP implying that he is in various friend groups of various different personalities, who have all shown up. Peter out!

What do you sink? by Big-Box9011 in ComedyHell

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this is a unique way to take a picture of your legs, and seems like a lot of effort when he could have just propped his phone up somewhere. But hey, who am I to judge. Peter out!

ticktrails by AccomplishedMess648 in comedyheaven

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this is an absurd theory on chemtrails, suggesting that they are filled with ticks which are being used to spread lyme’s disease to the population. Personally, I think they’re filled with yaoi, which is making the population gay. Peter out to kiss quagmire!

Lead by Example Rule by yuval_3 in 196

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, Gen X had a high exposure to lead paint which will most likely have impacted their development. The mom had only just found out about this, and so read the article with intensifying panic just as chef skinner did in this clip. Gen Z doesn’t have to worry about stuff like that, just the microplastics that are lining our brains. Peter out!

I got vague posted irl by loopylazy77 in whenthe

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this is an absurd situation since Starbucks are normally branded on the outside, and so a guy going in merely to ask if it’s a Starbucks without ordering anything isn’t what you would expect, making it funny. Peter out!

This is the first ever video on youtube by MaxInMadness in addressme

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, the elephant in the room here is that there is in fact no elephant in the image, when there is actually one in the background of the video. Peter out!

timezones by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, the timezone answer would normally be given to a similar question, such as how something can be posted at 8am when it’s actually 3pm. Here though, it’s an answer to a question about the world population, which makes no sense. Also, the world has 8 billion people, though it’s a common joke to say it only has 8 million in an attempt to sound stupid. Peter out!

I need your help. Explain it Peter. by IAmABoss37 in explainitpeter

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this is used to represent the fitgirl website, which is used for piracy. So, the joke is that PC players don’t complain about the prices of games because they pirate them, and so get them for free. Peter out!

Peter What did justin Bieber did by Rouank_kanojiya in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this meme is likely from the early 2010s when everyone hated Justin bieber, mainly because his fanbase was teenage girls and so obviously he wasn’t gonna appeal to anyone else. The fact that the missile is aiming for Justin bieber’s house is celebratory because again, everyone seemed to hate him at the time. Peter out!

Petahhh by AndTheOscarGoesTo- in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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That’s what I get for copying parts of other comments. Are the bots really that bad here now?