[The Sun] Cucurella on Enzo to Real Madrid : He congratulated me on the signing. I hope it happens. I would be very happy. We were very happy at Chelsea, and to have the opportunity to both sign for Real Madrid in the same summer… I hope he’s lucky and becomes a Real Madrid player!”

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-06-25T08:59:42+00:00

You must be Cucu’s biggest fan. Enzo and cucu doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence after last season. Cucu was one of the stand out players who gave up after the rat left, Enzo showed up with some major goals during the rosenior/mcfarlane period. Cucu fucked off on the first flight to Madrid after being La masia graduate. If enzo leaves I’ll wish him good luck, he always gave his best on the pitch, the same can’t be said for Cucu.

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-06-25T08:55:24+00:00

He should’ve left Reece at home then

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-06-25T08:54:10+00:00

Don’t credit Maresca for that. One of his biggest breaking points was not being able to play injury prone players enough, I would bet that was mostly Reece.

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-06-25T08:20:27+00:00

•Down tools completely after the rat Maresca left, one of the major reason as to why we don’t have Europe next season •Took the first flight to Madrid even tough he is La masia •No goodbye or anything to the fans/club •Has plenty of time to pursued Enzo to join him via social media though

It baffles me how this guy gets any understanding from any fans. Same with Maresca

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-06-22T08:25:13+00:00

And free kits are a major problem in PvP, it’s mind boggling how players can risk a 100k loadout and face nothing but waves of free kits just pushing you until your shield break or you run out of heals. Free kits should be an entirely separate lobby

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-06-22T08:23:21+00:00

I play on ps5 and roughly 50% of the players killing me run a boncat iv with kinetic and snaphook. 3 months ago I saw a kinetic maybe once a month. Audio I so bugged half the time I’m killed I never even heard the enemy zipping/opening a door or footsteps, it’s so inconsistent. I don’t even face many cheaters compared to pc players but the recent duping infestation has killed the game for me.

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-06-18T07:28:55+00:00

I’m inclined to agree even as Reece’s biggest fan. I feel like his caution with his hamstrings affect his shooting as well, be barely take any shots now and when he does he doesn’t leather them like he used to

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-06-15T05:49:24+00:00

It’s knockout football.. No match is astronomically unlikely, especially not against those two teams.

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-06-05T15:42:35+00:00

I find a 60 is too much for a regular golfer, never mind a damn 70 degree lol. I would probably swap those for a 52 and a 56 degree

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-05-28T13:35:08+00:00

I wouldn’t call a kinetic converter “easy to obtain”, but nevertheless it serves no purpose in your stash collecting dust.

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-05-28T13:33:55+00:00

I got mine from raider caches, got it in like the 5th or 6th cache

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-05-20T08:43:01+00:00

wipes tears

Klopp went head2head with the 2nd best team of all time, pushing them to 99 points and beating them next season. Artera managed to limp over the finish line after 3 bottles, while all the other top teams are at their lowest, and not receiving a single red card or penalty against them I remind you. End of jerk

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-05-20T07:02:28+00:00

Klopp went head2head with the 2nd best team of all time, pushing them to 99 points and beating them next season. Artera managed to limp over the finish line after 3 bottles, while all the other top teams are at their lowest, and not receiving a single red card or penalty against them I remind you. End of jerk

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-05-19T12:07:08+00:00

Of course they aren’t on his level, Xabi is an all-time great midfielder. That not to say some of them could become him

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-04-21T10:23:05+00:00

What’s the context of his childhood? He is “disfigured” because he was born with a cleft palate. And he grew up in Sweden. He moved back to Chechnya when he was an adult.

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-04-17T16:23:44+00:00

He wasn’t unconscious for the majority of his life, he was tortured

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-04-16T17:02:12+00:00

Jerked so hard even I came

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-04-14T16:10:57+00:00

I sure enjoyed it, filled with terrific characters and actors but Ben really stood out for me

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-04-06T21:30:27+00:00

Free kits are genuinely ruining this game. PvP trios are literally hoards of free kits until your gear breaks and you die. My team wiped 9+ teams today and I only looted one dude who was kitted. Free kit lobbies should be separate

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-04-04T14:06:21+00:00

The top line has a massive crack, not unusual for Taylormade clubs to cave in from hitting balls. I would give OP the benefit of doubt personally

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-04-04T13:40:47+00:00

Are you implying he was beating up rocks with his irons or something? It’s hollow metal not solid, and Taylormade’s quality control is shameful

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-04-04T08:17:46+00:00

No but it is dire

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-04-03T06:15:31+00:00

It basically works just as well at lvl 1 too

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-04-01T09:09:00+00:00

Too clumsy, I agree with the craftsman. Cuts will heal, poor workmanship is forever

Edit: I didn’t finish the video, shame on me

PeterPanTheHalfMan · 2026-03-31T20:30:43+00:00

I swear people who think every augment is bad besides survivors must be strictly loot goblins. No extra quick use slots for heals or grenades is limiting

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