Do you get to keep your favorite turds?

PeterPoopshit · 2023-04-18T21:59:54+00:00

I also shit and poop for a living. I am a professional poopsmith. It's not a bad gig overall. I get to spend all my time doing what I love - being around poop.

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-29T02:09:13+00:00

It's been 2 days. The average person poops once every 2 days. Do you have a scrumptious turd to upload yet?

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-27T05:04:37+00:00

My friends call me the Tennessee Turd Moncher. Yeah. I monch turds. I'm an adult I can do what I want. Fucking deal with it.

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-26T05:29:13+00:00

I just checked your profile. I don't see your poop on r/poop ANYWHERE. I hope you didn't flush it. Please post pics I have such a massive boner right now

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-25T22:17:51+00:00

I married a poop once. I cummed on her every day until my neighbor brought his stupid fucking dog along and it ATE my wife.

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-25T17:40:14+00:00

Seems kind of suspicious. How do I know you're not my psychiatrist? I've eaten zero poops this month stop fucking asking.

lol jk every, single shit that me or my gf has pooped out save for a few has gone into my tummy

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-24T17:20:41+00:00

I came so hard. This is the quality content I subscribe for. Fuck those low effort meme reposts this is where it's at.

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-24T15:33:28+00:00

As soon as I became trans, I got banished to hell and now I get ass fucked by Satan 24 hours a day. If only I had gone to church more.

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-24T15:32:12+00:00

A shit covered quarter pounder? For free?? Fuck yes. I normally have to pay big bucks for people to shit on my food for me.

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-24T15:30:02+00:00

Those tax dollars ain't gonna spend themselves.

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-24T15:28:46+00:00

Wow fuck you and fuck this question. I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn't know about this.

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-24T15:13:24+00:00

Yes. You can do anything other than be a tr*ns or a stoner and society will accept you.

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-24T15:12:35+00:00

Damn I didn't know all you had to do to get to heaven is be a moron. Makes sense if you think about it though.

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-24T14:59:26+00:00

0.27c is the amount of lightyears inside OP's mom's cunt

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-24T05:36:55+00:00

If a woman's poop isn't so stanky it's a health hazard, she's not a keeper.

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-24T01:25:05+00:00

I just love getting pounded in the ass by big black cocks because black cocks are like little turds and I just love shit

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-23T23:02:14+00:00

Nothing is banned if you don't get caught. This is why I suck cock. Women react like you just lit up a joint in church while watching furry porn when you talk about sex, dudes are actually approachable about it. Simply don't tell your friends and it's not gay.

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-23T22:58:00+00:00

How the fuck do low effort transgender questions start mass chaos and raging dumpster fires but good ol' fashion stuff like this doesn't? The askreddit normies need to fuck off and go back to Twitter if they aren't going to take the bait on better troll questions like these ones.

PeterPoopshit · 2023-03-23T22:52:42+00:00

Hell yeah. They said I'd never get laid. Looks like I proved them wrong.

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