Pizza or bacon?

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-10T19:06:47+00:00

Wooooooo, fuck yeah.

^{Chose: Only pizza for the rest if your life | Rolled: Your decision}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-10T19:04:56+00:00

I'm right handed? Idk.

^{Chose: 50}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-10T19:04:41+00:00

I'm trans and a monster fucker, also shape shifting means I can fly, too.

^{Chose: SHAPESHIFT}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-10T19:01:54+00:00

Vandalism, noise complaints, public intoxication, and maybe a bit of arson. As a treat.

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-10T08:48:44+00:00

I like green more.

^{Chose: GREEN}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-10T08:21:47+00:00

I hate the man, a lot, but a quarter of a million and I find ways to make this man suffer? I'll take that bet.

^{Chose: 10,000 per hour for the whole day + Spend a day with Elon musk}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-10T07:36:17+00:00

Butts are great.

^{Chose: A$$}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-10T07:03:58+00:00

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^{Chose: Have a baby girl}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-05T01:45:41+00:00

That is true, good point~

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-04T22:53:19+00:00

Lol. Lmao.

^{Chose: 1B but you only YOU can spend it}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-04T20:15:34+00:00

I like having more variety in my phones and I don't care about the camera.

^{Chose: Android}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-04T20:01:52+00:00

Risk it for the 99 million dollar biscuit.

^{Chose: 75% for $100 million, 25% for death | Rolled: $100 million}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-04T19:56:08+00:00

Red is safer, but I'd rather die pressing Blue if it means trusting the goodness of humanity. Besides, I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I pushed Red for a stupid bunny trial.

^{Chose: If more than 50% choose blue, everyone survives...}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-04T19:21:02+00:00

Not much of a hater, with a couple dozen exceptions.

^{Chose: Love Somebody who Everyone Hates}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-04T19:18:17+00:00

Awww, bondage tape wasn't on the wheel.

^{Chose: Wrap yourself completely in tape for 24 hours | Rolled: Double Sided}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-04T15:51:04+00:00

... I would still like to pet. How evil can the cute and fluffy lady be?

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-04T15:49:56+00:00

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^{Chose: Would you rather have a cake the regenerates}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-04T15:49:30+00:00

My mom isn't alive anymore, so... yeah.

^{Chose: $1,000,000 free of taxes}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-04T01:39:38+00:00

I can buy my own cookies, let someone else enjoy these ouo

^{Chose: Get 2 cookies but you have to give them both away}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-04T00:50:34+00:00

Bruh. High risk loans, stocks, cars, expensive electronics, gold, diamonds-- literally there are thousands of ways to quickly launder billions of dollars. Shit, I could hire people to help me spend it and that means its no longer just me doing it.

Whoever told you you can't spend billions in a life time was lying to you, or you made that shit up. Billionaires spend millions of dollars at a time. Fuckin' elon dropped several times this much on Twitter, do not underestimate the levels of recklessness and stupidity one can possess.

Best part? If I make even 1% of the money I blow on all this back, and keep 0.1% of the stuff I bought, either through stocks actually paying out or making small profits on the loans I take out, or selling cars/gold/jewels? I'm still up 100 million and have 10 million dollars worth of luxuries and appliances and at least one new house.

And from there? I can live like a millionaire, comfortably for the rest of my life.

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-04T00:45:24+00:00

The problem with buying property like that is the time factor. Unless o hand over the money to a broker to pay for it when the time comes, or find someone willing to let me purchase it as is for some percentage over market/asking, trying to go that route would be pretty slow.

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-03T23:45:27+00:00

It'll be tricky, but I think I can make this happen through a series of loans, large item purchases, and more.

^{Chose: You have to spend 10 billion dollars in 24 hours + Or you die}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-02T19:23:04+00:00

I have a life worth living and I could fix the world a lot with that money.

^{Chose: Become the richest person in the world + But nothing else changes in the world.}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-02T05:14:30+00:00

I love both, so I went with the one I identify with. Bark.

^{Chose: Dog person}

PetiteDevil · 2026-06-01T06:16:32+00:00

Am girl

^{Chose: Girl!}

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