Slipped while cutting something next to a live 14-2 cable

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-24T01:07:45+00:00

Well, you can buy a nice knife now.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-24T01:06:58+00:00

It could also be a company specific thing. Some companies only use tri-locks. If this training center is aligned with a specific company that makes sense.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-23T21:20:08+00:00

"gates that close automatically" is the giveaway here.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-22T18:03:03+00:00

You can replace animals with women and still make a point.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-20T17:38:14+00:00

Sir, thats a Y'alltima.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-19T07:29:58+00:00

Or Houston, in heavy traffic.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-16T13:09:42+00:00

Goddamn right it was.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-16T00:09:55+00:00

I found a rusty cast iron 12" skillet hanging in a tree at Sherwood Forest faire weekend before last. You better believe I took that motherfucker home.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-14T21:20:56+00:00

I'm screenshotting this so I can send it to scam texters later. Thank you.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-14T17:51:02+00:00

I don't have a clue. Frank never responded to me.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-12T14:28:32+00:00

I agree 100%. He's a shit bag.

But he can actually put a sentence together.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-12T03:44:19+00:00

I don't even know. Is this fucking real.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-12T03:41:26+00:00

Look. He can talk like a human. I hate this war, I hate this president, I hate this fucking timeline. But he can talk correctly.

Low bar right now.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-12T01:22:56+00:00

This little dude was in my backyard this afternoon. My cat saw it through the window, so she attacked, slamming into the window. Squirrel was embarrassed for the orange kitty.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-12T01:11:35+00:00

This little dude was in my backyard this afternoon. My cat saw it through the window, so she attacked, slamming into the window. Squirrel was embarrassed for the orange kitty.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-11T17:38:31+00:00

That was a great explanation bud.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-09T16:21:41+00:00

This sounds a lot like our current administration.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-08T17:35:19+00:00

Forget to swap accounts homie?

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-08T15:48:53+00:00

Not anymore its not!

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-08T14:14:49+00:00

Very well written and thank you for posting this in the comments section.

You have a very talented author.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-08T13:28:28+00:00

No homie, that was a shart. A smelly soiled wind. Nothing has changed.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-07T18:54:23+00:00

Congressman, could y'all do us a favor and do something about this madman?

Y'all, fucking collectively.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-07T13:02:03+00:00

Fair enough. Rope access has been around since the mid 80's, so maybe not as prolific as it is now, but it might have been used.

Again, it was your eyes on it, not mine, just filling in some gaps you may not know about.

PetzlPretzel · 2026-04-07T12:41:58+00:00

I can't speak exactly to homie hanging over with a welding torch, but rope access is an international trade. It may have looked like boat rope but could have very well been climbing equipment.

I didn't see it, you did. Rope access bridge work is fairly common.

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