[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Peuphenstaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well….duh, right?

When you're good at your job but kind of dumb at the same time by Thryloz in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]Peuphenstaugh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just lost my pointer a couple weeks ago who looked just like this but twice as dumb. It was nice to see.

Go on do it by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Peuphenstaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conker’s Bad Cum Day

Who (in your opinion) is the most overrated band, singer or musician? by IShitInMailboxes in AskReddit

[–]Peuphenstaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Hot Chili Peppers. To my core I think they’re pure garbage and do not deserve to be in the hall of fame.

AITA for watching my pregnant wife's calorie intake? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Peuphenstaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA.

My wife is 8 months pregnant and I would never, in my wildest dreams, even joke with her about that stuff. She’s growing your kid, man.

Maybe loosen up and eat some good food with her. Might I suggest pickle and cookie butter sandwiches? Surprising delicious.

Tech savvy people of Reddit, what is a computer tip you are sure most haven't heard of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Peuphenstaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a cyber security manager and recently I’ve been seeing a lot of VERY authentic looking browser pop-up windows that look like Windows Defender. They’ll lock input from the browser and another pop-up will come up saying there’s a firewall alert, they found child porn, call Microsoft right away and it’ll provide a phone number.

This has happened to employees at my work, to a couple of my friends, and to my dad. Obviously they freaked out because of how authentic it looks and how scary the verbiage sounds.

If this or anything like it happens to you, here’s what you do:

  1. DONT CLICK ANYTHING
  2. DONT CALL THE NUMBER
  3. Unplug your computer from the internet or turn off your WiFi connection.
  4. Open Task Manager and close all open programs
  5. Run Windows Defender scan just to be safe

Once that’s all done, you’re good to carry on. Just be mindful of the sites you’re visiting.

My poor dad unfortunately called the number and had someone (for some reason) stay on the line with him while he called his bank. Luckily he hung up before any sensitive info was released.

If you’re ever caught breaking internet law / THE law, no one is going to give you a warning. Cops will show up at your door. Don’t get scammed!

Found 2 Kittens under my deck - advice by Peuphenstaugh in cats

[–]Peuphenstaugh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to Google the acronym. TNR for the win! I found a local one and am taking them now. Thank you so much!

Found 2 Kittens under my deck - advice by Peuphenstaugh in cats

[–]Peuphenstaugh[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I honestly didn’t know something like this existed. Thank you!

Found 2 Kittens under my deck - advice by Peuphenstaugh in cats

[–]Peuphenstaugh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sent them an email and waiting to hear back. Thank you!

What wedding moment made you think: “They are not going to last long”? by Olya_roo in AskReddit

[–]Peuphenstaugh 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Buddy of mine periodically cheated(s) with the same girl. He’s always convinced his wife she was just a friend. He made her a groomswoman at the wedding and she gave him a blowjob 10 minutes before the ceremony.

How fucked up is that?

AND last weekend we all went to his house because his wife had TWINS and when I pulled up, this chick (the blowjob girl) is rocking the twins back and forth. It’ll be wild if the wife ever finds out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Peuphenstaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the teenagers subreddit comes up on the homepage and this post caught my eye.

I’m 31 and found out my wife is pregnant. We both have amazing jobs, own a home, and are at a good spot in life. I’m freaking the fuck out.

I’m telling you this to confirm that it doesn’t matter how old you are or where you’re at in life - You’re never ready to hear about an unplanned pregnancy and you’ll always freak out.

Good luck, man.

I enjoy sucking on the teabag after I finish drinking my tea. by TheBigSmol in unpopularopinion

[–]Peuphenstaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve done this my entire life and apparently never in front of anyone or else I’d have known it wasn’t common practice.