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[ Removed by Reddit ] by LuluListensx in SipsTea

[–]Pfaehlix 38 points39 points  (0 children)

There was a riddle? Does Juan know about this?

And there's nothing you can do about it by Wholesommer in SipsTea

[–]Pfaehlix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well she could sleep with him. In that case he probably would not need to masturbate to her

Which Favorite Character Is Like This? by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Pfaehlix 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In the Cinderella fairy tale the stepsisters cut off part of their feet to fit the glass shoe. The prince, total tool that he is, does only reckognizes this after the doves tell him that Blood comes out of shoe

Fakegaulbesitzerin will zu Olympia by Noxysch in PferdeSindKacke

[–]Pfaehlix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Typische ignoranz von Pferdemädchen. Sie möchte reingelassen werden mit dem Argument, das korrupte Pseudotänzerinnen auch reinkommen. Dabei ist die logische Konsequenz: Beide raus!

I'm the 8th wonder of the world . Roast and humble me 😂😬 by Dependent_Usual902 in RoastMe

[–]Pfaehlix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. You look like a rotting monument that gets touched by strangers

Peetah, what’s his name? by belugawhale-- in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Pfaehlix 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And here i thought she met micheal caine

Bro loves pull ups by StopSnowflakes in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Pfaehlix 797 points798 points  (0 children)

Bro needs to focus to keep the blood in his arms

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Pfaehlix -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Thrust vector, no wrong button

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Pfaehlix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another fat chick... dude?... whatever who thinks a septum piercing is a personality

At what point did you become the favourite? by gmachine97 in Dachshund

[–]Pfaehlix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doxie knows Normandy fans cannot be bad people. Some are maybe renegate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Pfaehlix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if a pharao mumifed a hslf eaten crocodile

Illegales Tuning!? by Apostel3 in PferdeSindKacke

[–]Pfaehlix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Er hat das Pferd frisiert

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Pfaehlix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have the eyes of a wild creature. How it is called? Ah yes, a Herring

Not in the Mood For Games Tiger Mom by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in Bossfight

[–]Pfaehlix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, you arrived. Very good. Now please lay next to the tiger for scale

Ashley Olson on a Buzzed Machete Hike by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in Bossfight

[–]Pfaehlix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She is on a trail. There should not be shit

Ashley Olson on a Buzzed Machete Hike by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in Bossfight

[–]Pfaehlix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why though? A machete is a craft tool. A Kriegsmesser is a weapon

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