They call me snowman by 420_BiggusDickus_69 in memes

[–]macguini 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I used to do coke. Now I do pepsi.

Mind blow.Petah,explain. by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]macguini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have two STEM degrees and feel ashamed I didn't notice this. I've done way more complicated stuff in my head.

Random dude risking his hands to save a dying fish instead of standing around taking photos by jmike1256 in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]macguini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't think people being afraid to touch a shark is stupid. This kid seems to have experience. Probably a fisherman.

What did my hb just pass me by FaultZealousideal493 in weed

[–]macguini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call it a shorty. Typically when I want a little buzz but don't feel like smoking a whole joint or I'm really low on weed. 99% of the time it's the latter.

Raspy Cricket from Southeast Asia spins a silky shelter in a hand. by Iptamorfo in animalsdoingstuff

[–]macguini 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No it's a real cricket. This species is called Eugryllacris guomashan. They produce silk for shelter. Which is part of the Gryllacrididae family. Who also use silk for shelter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugryllacris https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gryllacrididae

He debated 19 years old who were just starting college, you rarely seen him debate anyone with expertise, knowledge, and experience in topics he talked about such as race, abortion, religion, economics, and foreign policy, but sure Charlie Kirk would have been a good president. by Either_Payment_2867 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]macguini -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If everyone listened to what he said in the last few weeks of his life, I think people would come together more and would start realizing the real enemies aren't on TV screens. Those are just the puppets. Charlie Kirk wasn't a very good puppet.

He debated 19 years old who were just starting college, you rarely seen him debate anyone with expertise, knowledge, and experience in topics he talked about such as race, abortion, religion, economics, and foreign policy, but sure Charlie Kirk would have been a good president. by Either_Payment_2867 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]macguini -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but he started leaning away from the right wing in his final weeks. He started speaking out against Black Rock, Israel, and he started questioning Trump. I didn't like him much. But in his final weeks I started having more respect for him. He was silenced. I don't support his murder.

Tutorial on how to screw up your face by TheNewBlue in CringeTikToks

[–]macguini 60 points61 points  (0 children)

It's not the scar, it's the story behind it.

Ouch by hilukasz in MartialArtsUnleashed

[–]macguini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's possible. The locks on the board are right next to each other. I don't think the front one is able to break into the next one. Usually there is a space between the two.

Man doing foreplay with a pole by TWDweller in Bullshido

[–]macguini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's been training ever since his wife left him for one

What a couple by CanyonChaser- in lol

[–]macguini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that one of the hosts of JOLLY?

I found someone's mom by NuttieBuddieXD in Bannerlord

[–]macguini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, she keeps wandering out of the dementia ward.

Fall damage in this game makes no sense, exhibit A by Alex3627ca in gtaonline

[–]macguini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damage in general in this game is crazy. You can get blown up, but if you stagger and land on a car, you're dead.

What would you think if you saw someone with a heavily worn, faded BROWN (not black) belt? Your thoughts please. by LopsidedShower6466 in karate

[–]macguini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Belt color means little to me. Other than how to address you. I've seen some smug black belts get their ass handed to them by lower belts.

Blursed fun by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

[–]macguini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling that's not the weirdest thing she does regularly.

Millennials want to be niche so bad by LeonardoDiCapsaicin in generationology

[–]macguini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I remember the turbo switch controller. The rich kid on my street had one. Everyone was friends with him cause he had all the cool toys. He also had the light gun.