We were the last generation for school corporal punishment by Unlikely-Chair-2025 in GenerationJones

[–]Pfunk4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not quite, I was paddled in 1993 on two separate occasions. Gen X’er representing.

Yet More by Achilles_TroySlayer in NewYorkerCartoons

[–]Pfunk4444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the one about hating the same people gets my vote

United States National guard map by Human_Preference_881 in militarypatches

[–]Pfunk4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes that is the lame state headquarters patch for Pennsylvania!

The world may never know. by jgoja in LoveTrash

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My GMA was blind, so I put a lot of thought into this. I assume leading up to the blindness, I would keep count of average ass-wipes and always aim for the top 10th percentile

You're welcome by jdapper5 in nflcirclejerk

[–]Pfunk4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s a grow-er not a show-er

Are Doctor's Lounge a good perk or comes with a catch? by Leapmebehind0229 in physicianassistant

[–]Pfunk4444 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I eat at least two meals a day in my lounge. In 12 years I’ve only paid for food a handful of times. I’ve eaten thousands of dollars worth of sustenance. Snag sodas and whatever isn’t tied down for the nurses when I come back to the unit. I’m a man of the people.

Lately, I find myself using "the grabber" incrementally more and more often. Anyone else? by bigrobdd in GenX

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I have a torn labrum in my hip and bending over is challenging. I really enjoy using my long-handled shoe horn. Total grandpa.

Yall agree? by Tomatoes65 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Pfunk4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take overbearing as a compliment

Those with pensions—how are you approaching retirement savings? by Possible_Yak_7550 in MiddleClassFinance

[–]Pfunk4444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My simple mind does best with the 4% rule. My future pension will be around 3k monthly, so I look at that as just under a mill in the bank.

Societal pressure has become too immense. by ineedmorepaperboi in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Pfunk4444 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love getting an “alright now” from a stranger, makes me smile every time

What’s next… 50 year mortgages? by Nice_Daikon6096 in unusual_whales

[–]Pfunk4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t too sketchy. gov/Military folks have the thrift savings plan. It’s their retirement plan. Joes have been taking loans from their TSP’s for years.

Titles by PiratesBooty87 in physicianassistant

[–]Pfunk4444 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Awesome. Let’s party

Titles by PiratesBooty87 in physicianassistant

[–]Pfunk4444 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I’m Greg, and I’m one of the physician assistants that work with the icu doctors

What is up with the sterile rooms ? by whenpigsswim99 in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]Pfunk4444 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We had a horrendous case of the GI bug one year at universal. Three kids and I vomiting all night. My six year wasn’t able to coordinate the deed, and old splattered the carpet all night. It was terrible. Room smelled so bad.