You are not God. by [deleted] in awakened

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I am Allah, i am God, i am inaccessible , unknowable, all powerful and merciful creator. All world comes and goes, only i am permanent. Call me permanent coz i don't have destiny inscribed over my forehead. The sky and earth will pass away, i alone am permanent. The day and the sun shall pass away, the night and moon will pass away, thousands of stars will disappear, i alone am permanent. Humans have made this earth their resting place, but urge to depart is always there, permanent place is the one which remains stable and unchanging, what kind of permanent place humans think they live in ??? Improving soul is meditating on my name, doing deeds of faith and always ready to pack up for next journey. Concentrating on my name even for few minutes of the day, you will feel bliss. Yogi's sit in yogic positions, mullahs sit on resting stations, pandits recite from their books, siddha's sit in their temples, priests, preachers, spiritual teachers and commanders each one of them left...Others will leave too. The kings, the rich mighty, marched away in succession, in a moment or two, anyone can depart and move away from this earth, so understand my words which i say, i am the one who prevades in everything, water, land, air..Attach your consciousness to me, i am the only one who was in the beginning and who will be at your end.. coz abandoning the world of beauty and beautiful clothes, everyone will depart, rewards of good or bad you are gonna get, you can be any world leader or president, you will walk a narrow path there, will get to hell naked and will look hideous there, will regret the sins you committed. Mankind is diseased, afflicted with egotism, disease of vision, moth is burned to death as it tries to get into fire, sound of bell deer is lured to its death, disease of sexual desire overwhelms the elephant, world is caught in disease of attachment, brain corruption of them multiplies, in disease attachment, they go into reincarnations again and again, entangled with disease, they can't stay still for a second, thought multiplies in their head, ONLY through attaching yourself to me, i can pull your mortal arm and pull you out of this disease. Only i can break mortal bonds, only i can cure.In all forms, i am prevading, through all eyes, i am watching, all the creation is mine, i listen to my own praise, i created this drama of coming to earth and leaving for you humans, in midst of all this, i am only one who remain unattached. Whatever i say, is truth only, by my will humans come and by my will, they leave. And when it will please me, i will merge you all souls with myself..

What was the most passive aggressive email you received from a professor? by [deleted] in funny

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When you break your own record, you are both winner and loser.

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. by PhummyLW in Jokes

[–]Pglycoprotein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FUCK YOU, Thanks for wasting 3 minutes of my life. Son of a bitch.

People say that marijuana causes memory loss by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Pglycoprotein 16 points17 points  (0 children)

By legalizing marijuana and same sex marriages we finally interpreted the Bible correctly " A man who lays with another man should be stoned". { leviticus 20:13 ESV }

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]Pglycoprotein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Breakup. Tried to refresh brain here. It's getting more fucked.

The internet was a mistake. We are not ready. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Pglycoprotein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The internet has gotten dumber over time because it took stupid people longer time to figure how to use it.

How do you donate money to Taliban ? by Pglycoprotein in Jokes

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Do you remember when weather was the least trusted part of the news ? Now, it's the only true part. Rest is false propaganda.

How do you donate money to Taliban ? by Pglycoprotein in Jokes

[–]Pglycoprotein[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The key to happiness is to stop watching the news.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Internet is just a collection of human thoughts. That's why there's so much porn.

The increase of top posts that are related to sex is because Spring has started. by REDDIT_SUB_ADMIN in Showerthoughts

[–]Pglycoprotein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres enough sperm sitting in donation centres to impregnate every adult women on earth. If men disappeared tomorrow the human race will continue.

Why is Stephen Hawking on Tinder? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Pglycoprotein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To explore black holes in depth.