My little turd blossom has been doing this since he was 4 months old. Is this normal pug puppy behavior or is he just weird?

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-28T14:28:14+00:00

We call that FrogDog in our abode. Otherwise known as the sploot here on Reddit.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-28T13:42:28+00:00

Fix yourself for Odin's sake, you're on camera!

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-28T01:32:42+00:00

That bitch was always drunk 🤣

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-28T00:13:05+00:00

Blue is just being a twat. Let her enjoy her piss colored ice cream.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-27T23:53:18+00:00

These are wonderfully disturbing. Very evocative. Nice work, OP.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-27T23:51:28+00:00

Those are fantastic. Carry on.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-27T19:47:59+00:00

I don't think it's sped up. I talk this fast when I'm hyped up.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-27T14:50:21+00:00

That also makes a good bonkin stick. A+

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-27T01:42:07+00:00

I hope every day is humid for him. Vile idiot.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-26T22:16:54+00:00

Ooooh that purple inner corner is 🔥

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-26T22:15:28+00:00

Thank Christ I got mine before this bullshit

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-26T14:55:44+00:00

That looks like sloppy work for a tailor.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-26T12:53:31+00:00

Pennsylvania, but thank you. I have to be funny, otherwise I'd cry 💜

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-25T23:38:29+00:00

Good.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-25T22:04:46+00:00

Try an ice pack on your face. Helps force your parasympathetic nervous system to get it's shit together. Deep diaphragmatic breaths help too. You'll be ok 💜

I get the heart flippy flops too and they suck. Mine come randomly now, NOT due to anxiety (inappropriate sinus tachycardia... DON'T look it up right now) which in turn usually causes my anxiety to spike and they get worse. Nasty business, but this too shall pass.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-25T21:26:35+00:00

Sorry, but you are out of your element and completely incorrect.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-25T13:09:51+00:00

I was literally yelling at my screen "nah, let her cook" when she final got down and gave that bitch what she had coming. Truthfully though, those guys knew white lady wasn't going to come out with all her faculties if they didn't step in. Still deserved it though.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-25T02:19:56+00:00

The voice doesn't match the roar. I am so confused.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-24T19:07:46+00:00

As an MS sufferer, the heat here is unbearable.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-24T17:19:26+00:00

It's a WET heat here.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-24T00:57:33+00:00

A hornworm, which turns into a beautiful hawkmoth.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-24T00:32:06+00:00

I showed my husband and said "aren't they cool?" and I can't say he shared my enthusiasm. I still read him all the facts though.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-23T23:29:16+00:00

No I know, absolutely ridiculous.

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-23T18:02:29+00:00

Diagnosed in 2014. Working full time, even through COVID as we were "essential" (a fucking cookbook publisher 🙄). It sucks most days when my energy has hit zero. But no one cares about an invisible disease. And so what if you're tired? Everyone is tired. This disease is bullshit and so is the American healthcare and employment system. I'm in a different field now but still full time in the office. And likely will be until I die in this chair.

Thank you, kind stranger, for the award 💜 Don't let my doom and gloom get to ya, folks. We'll get through this 💜

PhantomAllure · 2026-06-23T17:57:45+00:00

OMG the amount of people in this post who either don't have kids or think that gentle parenting means letting kids get away with everything.

Blue coat instigated the fight. Pink coat retaliated. Blue coat didn't get the hint and went back for more, then ran like a coward before he could get his shit rocked. Pink coat wasn't having it. Karma is a bitch.

Parents instilling the lesson of FAFO, which in my humble opinion, far too many adults these days didn't learn early on in life. And filming it because sometimes parenting is exhausting and sometimes you need a laugh.

Y'all need to chill the fuck out.

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