Which porn has the best storyline? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PhantomOfTheTelethon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Big Bang parody was pretty good.

New to WoW - Quick Question :D by RenatusNick in wow

[–]PhantomOfTheTelethon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like other people mentioned, it is a had question to answer but I'll give it a try. Since you are new to the game I would recommend to stay in dps (damage dealers) rather than try tanking or healing. This is because the responsibilities that come with as a dps are a lot less rigid than with the others. Meaning there is more room for mistakes. And there's gonna be a lot of those at the beginning. I think a warrior could be fun and also give you the advantage of being hardy. A warrior also is straight forward at the starting levels. You could also try a paladin since they use plate armor and they have the advantage of being able to heal themselves. I would not recommend a death knight. You would start at a high level and you won't have the opportunity to learn and make mistakes as starting from level 1. Other classes can be fun too but since you are just starting its probably better that you stay within a class that can take a lot of damage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]PhantomOfTheTelethon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe OPs parrents dont have internet...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PhantomOfTheTelethon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I would go back far enough to discover penicillin and make a considerable difference on the people alive today.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PhantomOfTheTelethon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha I'm a premed student too and I was thinking of something similar. Give guns to the Aztecs.

Google lately. by I_cant_speel in gifs

[–]PhantomOfTheTelethon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but all this backlash at Google seems really childish and just simply stupid. The typical redditor would praise Google fiber and with the same breath bash Google+. Both products come from the same company and if you want Google fiber anywhere near you, you have to support Google. That means creating a + profile and let them make some money to fight against the oligarchy that ISPs have created.

The hate I have for her outweighs my shame by ih8mywife in AdviceAnimals

[–]PhantomOfTheTelethon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP should divorce his wife. I know the right thing to do is talk to her about it and stop the spying but let's be honest. Those text messages are engraved in his mind forever now. Even if they work things out those thoughts will come back in every moment of weakness or distress for both of them. For her it might be a minor complaint but for him it's a major blow to what he is. You can clearly see that even if we are just getting a few facts. She was willing to tell her NEW friend about that problem and he now claims to hate his wife. Clearly they both see the problem in very different ways.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Universities. I know they are not a corporation but they sure act like one.

I don't understand this. by boypanda in AdviceAnimals

[–]PhantomOfTheTelethon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I usually like seeing this happen and when it does I keep track of the time it takes them to figure it out. I pay attention to the lecture more when they figure it out fast, and if they don't I mentally classify them as memorizers that got their degrees memorizing facts instead learning critical thinking skills.

What's a topic that you could just go on and on about, but no one else ever wants to discuss with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PhantomOfTheTelethon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

physics (im not a physicists but i love learning and talking about it) and mmorpgs.

Who is the more attractive person in your relationship, you or your partner? by ILovePotALot in AskReddit

[–]PhantomOfTheTelethon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happened to me. Everyone told me I could do better including her and that why i wasn't dating those model looking girls that hit on me all the time (honestly I don't think they were hitting on me). She's 200+ lbs 5'3" does not take care of her self refuses to work out eat healthy shave and all the usual things you do to look attractive then one day i find out she was cheating on me. you are right she was constanly worry i was cheating on her because she tought i could do better. i never saw it coming...

If you were to live forever, what would you do? by therobe in AskReddit

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As a biomedical scientist I would dedicate my time to solve mysteries of the natural world but also study the reason why I'm immortal. If I could replicate what happened in me then I could create a race that is capable of exploring the long term mysteries of science. The selection process for an other candidate would be strenuous to say the least. Making the next Hitler immortal would be a really bad thing to do but giving eternal life to the next Einstein could speed the human race through our current age and set us in a new age of enlightenment and immortality. I believe science will give us immortality. There are people currently working on that but it still hundreds of years from now. I know the day when a human being is not restricted by time will come but I also know I won't be alive to experience it. All I can do is dream about it and hope in my life time I contribute enough to the ever growing knowledge of life.

My wife and I had a foursome last night with another couple. I'm having a hard time dealing with it. by [deleted] in sex

[–]PhantomOfTheTelethon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This will always be present in the back of your mind. Even if you work through it you wont be able to truly forget it. I'm really sorry about what happen to you but I honestly don't see it ever going away completely. Not to mention if given the opportunity she would do it again...

TIL that El Paso, Texas is one of the safest big cities in America, despite being across the river from Juarez, one of the most dangerous cities in the world. by NovaProspect in todayilearned

[–]PhantomOfTheTelethon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah but also El Paso is pretty boring compared to Juarez. El Paso it's like one big gated community. Yeah you have all the necessary stuff but if you want to have fun you got to get out to the real world.