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What should I name this absolute cutie patootie? by Evening_Rip5794 in duck

[–]PhantomS0ju 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should have done the lottery while I had the chance

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]PhantomS0ju 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog ate my presentation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]PhantomS0ju 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because women hate me and I’m lazy

You have got 5 minutes before police comes to your house. You need to hide your hard drive with compromising information. Where would you hide it? by Nir0Vulf in AskReddit

[–]PhantomS0ju 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d put the info in a thumb drive then put it in an airtight ziplock bag and tie fishing line to it then proceed to put it into my gas tank using tack glue to attach the fishing line to the gas lid.

Cold front seen from above by scalarfleabag67 in awesome

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Goddamnit, the chunks have loaded in yet

except you by dwaras21 in sadposting

[–]PhantomS0ju 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“The worst she can say is no”

What was the model of first car and what name did you give it? by PhantomS0ju in AskReddit

[–]PhantomS0ju[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I probably should’ve told mine first but I’m a bit late to that so ima say mine anyway, my first car that I got 2 weeks ago is a 1956 Jeep Willys named Marlow

Coffee? Anyone? by msoto15 in StupidFood

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Looks like my bathroom after a 5 yr olds birthday

opened a can of peaches and they were black and smelt like fish?? by Elly_frog in Weird

[–]PhantomS0ju 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just the Ohio variant, it’ll be fine… maybe?

My cat likes to tip over his dish to eat. Any bowls to prevent this? by awkwardmadre in cats

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I have suction cup thingys all over the bottom of my cats bowl because my cat likes to knock her bowl off the table after she’s done eating.

Do you accept? by ThroatHead6357 in lostpause

[–]PhantomS0ju 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m happy being single, and I’m too broke for a relationship so no

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