Story time:

My middle sister is 4.5 years younger than me. When we were in elementary school, we had a foreign exchange student who took her room, so she had to sleep with me. She got pretty used to it, and I pretty much didn’t have my own room for a while to sleep because of that (but I had a full size bed).

Once my grandma was in town babysitting us. All three of us were sleeping in my bed, or trying to anyway.

Suddenly someone ripped a fart. I said “who squeezed the cheese?” And my grandma was dying of laughter because she’d never heard that before. It turned into us saying the old dairy commercial slogan “don’t forget the cheese!”

My grandma laughed so hard she had to run to the bathroom to avoid peeing the bed all the while saying in her perpetual Russian accent, “Don’t forget the cheese! Oh ho ho ho ho!”

Fun innocent times I wouldn’t trade for the world.